If I rounded up everyones arguments it would summarize to:
"Get over it."
How about this,
YOU get over YOURSELF, then I'll get over it.
There's nothing for us to get over, you idiot.
It's just you making such a big fuss over someone else's loveual accomplishments.
I really don't mind the fact that I haven't forgeted a girl's starfish inside-out yet. I can probably be assured that if done right it'll be awesome as hell but for now you're the one complaining about this whole stuff because you're couped up in an all-guys boarding school where women are hard to come by.
EDIT: Maybe I should make a topic about how I romantically held my girlfriend's cold hands on Friday. Or would that fall under the line of you being angry over that too?