Author Topic: Cheesy Pick-Up lines  (Read 4219 times)



"Hey baby... I got some math for you... Take a room, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

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"I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true"


I was fingering a minor yesterday and broke their gstring
care to donate to fix my violin?

I was fingering a minor yesterday and broke their gstring
care to donate to fix my violin?

oh god wat

I HAVE A snake
YOU HAVE A VAGINA

heres where you do not say anything and penetrate her so hard your snake goes through your pants and hers.


vegetarian zombie tells me to steal your heart

hey baby
you're a lot older than a baby

vegetarian zombie tells me to steal your heart

forget me

forget me now