Masturbate every night and be sure to make a lot of noise, the first few times he'll catch you and be thoroughly disgusted, but he can't rightly punish you unless you had research or something. Just use your imagination, he likely won't punish you for it because he'd rather not even acknowledge it happened. Then, when you can make a whole lot of noise pleasuring yourself and he refuses to open the door from fear of being outright disgusted again, you can begin to stay up late and play on your compy and masturbate to what's posted in the MLP:FiM thread.
"let's be rebellious!"
Oh dear.
I just play my laptop under the covers, have done it about 200 times and have been caught twice.
See my problem is how do I do an all nighter with video games without my parents hearing me or seeing the light in my bedroom through the crack. Since my rooms right in front of the bathroom and right next to there room.
Become a ninja
I`m pretty sure I can't do that overnight.
Just get a damn notebook its smaller and you god damn father can't find out that you playing(or flapping)brother.
I did an all-nighter once. Fell asleep at 6 am, had a dream about an amusement park full of women. Apparently I was humping the couch, but I recall no love. I then slept for the rest of the day.
Learn to become the silent assassin of the night carrying out very special tasks for no payment for you are the greatest ninja of all TIME........Or of course you could just use headphones...
