Replace processor and memory. Then format hard drive.
Tell him that you're not.
Apologize and ask what his gift is.
Tell him that you love him and that you had to take out the disk because you were scared of him seeing research of himself
TECH SUPPORT MAN.
You're trying to cover all of this up and not get caught. Jerry fried your processor and almost destroyed your memory, so you're lucky you didn't get caught in the first place. You're also a computer prodigy and know everything about computers, pretty much. You are a military software developer, tech guys are for home computers.
Shoot it.