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| Mr Man:
Ok, do I want to know what she is doing with the knife? |
| Frontrox:
--- Quote from: Mr Man on March 18, 2012, 05:42:57 PM --- --- End quote --- That's a dead fad and you should feel bad. |
| SkylarTH:
Raging blockheads 2: Electric boogaloo. -- READ AT YOUR OWN RISK STARFOX THE ANIMATED SERIES SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 " Prank war! " -- PLOT: Falco and slippy decided to have a prank war and it turns into a Big, big mess. -- The episode starts out with Fox McCloud Yelling, Fox: KRYSTAL! HAVE YOU SEEN MY FERRET? Krystal ( Off-Screen ): NO, I HAVENT; IF I DID, MARCUS WOULD SCREAM HISS REAR OFF. Fox: * Calming down * Okay, i'm okay. ( Pupils split away from each other ) Marcus walks in Marcus: Daddy, why are you insane? Fox: Son, i'm not insane; Your mom's Insane. Marcus: WHAT?!?!?! The camera zooms in on fox and the scene changes to fox's room to a Hallway and Slippy and Falco are watching fox's Ferret shuffling in the Halls Falco: DUDE! This was a great idea! Slippy: Falco, there was no idea. Falco: Remember when we were chasing the fer- Slippy: I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT!! Suddenly, the ferret explodes into 2, better ferrets and then transforms into a weasel then back to the ferret. Falco: What, just, happened? Slippy: That is a transforming ferret! Falco: RUCK'M SPUCK'M SPUD! * Punches slippy * Slippy: OW! * A bird flys into the hallway and sings but explodes before that and the Duo runs away of the fear of the bird * Wolf walks in. Wolf: Works every time. Fox's ferret walks up to wolf and gets on a Karate suit and beats Wolf hard * Ferret: * High pitched voice * Now you know how it is to be pranked. * Bows * Wolf: OW! STOP THA- Oh, wait. Krystal goes into the hallway and her jaw drops. Krystal: WHAT IS GOING ON! Ferret: Well, well, well; isn't it Krystal herself, we shall war! Krystal: You're on. Before the ferret can fly a kick at Krystal, Fox goes running inand scoops up the ferret Fox: MY FERRET! Krystal: * Slaps fox * Fox: OW! * runs away * The scene changes to Falco's room. Falco: Uuuuugh. A spider comes down the vent and Falco screams like a girl. Falco: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAAAAAAY! Fox comes in bursting through a wall; and about to eat the spider Spider: NOOOOOOO! Fox: * Sucks the spider in and eats it with out chewing * Falco: * Still screaming * The scene changes yet back to the hallway * Marcus: I WILL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF, MOM! * Has a lightsaber * Krystal: No way, son! * Also has a lightsaber * They both have a lightsaber duel, but the scene changes to a hangar with arwings * Starfox joe: * Walking around and remembers something * OH DANGIT! MY ROPE! I NEED THAT! CRAP, CRAP CRAP CRAP! Torgot: Yo; I stole you're rope. Starfox joe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Starfox joe starts beating the crap out of torgot's iron exoskeleton and near his tubular electric discharges. Torgot: MAN! I'LL DO ANYTHIN- Starfox joe: I DONT CARE! Torgot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAGH- Torgot: * Throws a rope and starfox joe chases it * Torgot: Works every time, maaaaan. Wait, cameraaa; zoom away from mee. The camera Zooms away from torgot. The scene changes to fox's room. Fox: * Whistling and working on a shrink ray * FINNNISHED! YEAH! Fox goes into the living room and slumps on the couch with his shrink ray and krystal comes in screaming Krystal: HOW CAN I LOOOOSE TO MY SOOOON!! Fox: Chill out! Krystal: I CAAAAAAANT. Fox shrinks krystal with his shrink ray. Krystal: What the? Fox: SQUISSSSSH, SQUIIIIISH! Krystal runs away being chased by fox. The scene changes to the hallway again with a sign saying " CAUTION: SLIPPY " Peppy: Hmmmmmm, that seems interesting. Slippy comes running in and slips in a puddle and falco comes out. Falco: Ha! Slippy just slipped! -- PART 2 -- EPISODE 2: " Fox vs. Dentist " -- Plot: Krystal decided to give fox a visit to The Dentist, But it goes wrong then she expected it to be. -- The episode starts out in The hangar. Starfox joe: Man, i'm bored. * Hanging by his legs from the Rope * Torgot: Me tooo, man. Starfox joe: Wanna hear a secret? Torgot: Yes, maaan. Starfox joe: Elevators hate me. The camera zooms in on Starfox joe Starfox joe: Thats too close. * Stares with an are you kidding me look on his face * The scene changes to The hangar of The McClouds " House " In the Great fox. Krystal: FOX, GET IN..! Fox: Nope. Krystal: * Shoves him in * Fox: NOO , NOO; NOOOOO! Krystal: Marcus, are you coming with? Marcus walks in. Marcus: No, but thanks for asking. Peppy walks in and Marcus walks out.. Peppy: * Whispers * do a barrel roll. * Talking voice * LUCY, CAN YOU GET MY MEDICATION? Lucy: * Off screen * On it. The scene changes to the Dentists. Fox: * Running in circles * ITS THE APOCALYPSE, THE APOCALYYYYPPPPSSSSEEEE!!!! Krystal: Fox, stop being an idiot; Its annoying, Take a chill pill. Fox: THERE ARE NOOO CHILLL PILLLSSSS! Kid: This is why i don't want to go through Puberty. Kid 2: Ya dang' rite! Kid: Yeah. The scene changes to a dentist's office with fox strapped to an examining table. Dentist: Hello fox, i will do some tests on you. Fox: * Screams like a girl * Dentist: I promise this wont hurt a bit, when i mean that. THIS IS GONNA HURT ALOT. The evil dentist gets out a chest shocking device Fox: DONT DO THAAAAAAAAAT!!!! THAT HURTS ALOOOOT, DENTIST! And this smells like Fart in here. Dentist: Oh my! A brave little fox! I have kidnapped your idiot wife and i am gonna assassinate you. The scene changes to the hallway with Marcus and Falco drinking tons of Soda. Falco: MARCUS I AM GONNA BEAT YOU....! Marcus: Nope. -- |
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| LizzyRascal:
--- Quote from: Mr Man on March 19, 2012, 01:25:41 AM --- --- End quote --- Sweet Jesus. dA always ruins my favorite characters, |
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