Since people want me to stop posting, I will for a while, as of now, I declare you the king of this thread.
Why, thank you! I'm honored!
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Wait a minute, I'm the king of
bad art and weird special interestes? That doesn't sound too good! I hereby split my crown in half, giving one piece to Wafflecake and the other to Mr Man.
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I was hesitant about posting this because I thought the artist was just a little kid, but then I found out they've been on DeviantArt for 11 years. At least he has a big imagination.