Oh math, you never cease to amuse me

[dorkdotdan]

last night's homework has this on it

'If John buys 19 5/8 chocolate bars and eats 14 1/8 of them, what does he have left?'

I dont know, diabetes?

Who buys almost twenty candy bars? Can you go up to the clerk and say,"You Bish, I want 19 5/8 Candy Bars."

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[Jairo]

Who buys almost twenty candy bars? Can you go up to the clerk and say,"You Bish, I want 19 5/8 Candy Bars."

reminds me of one time
someone picked a single grape from a pack
brought it to the cashier
took out a knife
cut it in half
then bought it
it was a penny

[Mega-Bear]

Who buys almost twenty candy bars? Can you go up to the clerk and say,"You Bish, I want 19 5/8 Candy Bars."

I did that once at a grocery store because someone I know was working there and I just wanted to forget with them. If they said I couldn't buy a fraction of something I would tell their manager they were refusing service. It was lolzy.

[Trymos]

I saw a picture once but i forgot where i found it.

It was a question on his homework that said
"If Joe buys 16 8/19 video games and returns 5 3/19 of them what would he have left?"
Or something like that, it did have fractions and video games.

[Kingdaro]

incomplete video games?

[Sivad]

I saw a picture once but i forgot where i found it.

It was a question on his homework that said
"If Joe buys 16 8/19 video games and returns 5 3/19 of them what would he have left?"
Or something like that, it did have fractions and video games.

Who buys 16 8/19 video games?
1. 16 video games is alot of money
2. how do you get 8/19 of a video game???

[Destroyer]

'If John buys 19 5/8 chocolate bars and eats 14 1/8 of them, what does he have left?'

I dont know, diabetes?

I so want to loving put that as an answer if I ever come across that question.

[Mega-Bear]

Who buys 16 8/19 video games?
1. 16 video games is alot of money
2. how do you get 8/19 of a video game???

who wants cd pizza lol!!!!!

[dorkdotdan]

I so want to loving put that as an answer if I ever come across that question.

Same.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I love these problems that make no sense.

Don't forget the ridiculously cultural names like Pablo.

[Sivad]

who wants cd pizza lol!!!!!

Me!!! I would like 2 slices of Modern Warfare 3 1 Slice of Saints Row 3 and 4 slices of Elder Scrolls Skyrim please :D

[sorrel]

Bill is wants to buy 26 jars of pickles that have 56 pickles in them how many pickles will he get?
>mrs._____, why does bill want that many pickles?
>Mrs._____: just use your imagination and come up with a reason
>pickle carrot orgy

[Proog]

IF I HAVE 5 BOTTLES OF BEER IN ONE HAND
AND 6 BOTTLES IN THE OTHER

HOW MANY BOTTLES DO I HAVE

[Mega-Bear]

IF I HAVE 5 BOTTLES OF BEER IN ONE HAND
AND 6 BOTTLES IN THE OTHER

HOW MANY BOTTLES DO I HAVE

Eight B)

[Kingdaro]

Bill is wants to buy 26 jars of pickles that have 56 pickles in them how many pickles will he get?
>mrs._____, why does bill want that many pickles?
>Mrs._____: just use your imagination and come up with a reason
>pickle carrot orgy

is it bad that this gave me a boner