The thing is you're overly flamboyant of your religion.
I am a bit too, but I admit it lol.
Personally I'm not a believer of the teachings of the bible but this is stuff you pull out your ass.
It's actually true, I've read [parts] of the bible, and there's some rediclious stuff in there.
Although I've forgotton what parts the worst stuff was from, so I should really shut up about it.