A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Ninja guy]

I'll start:

8:00: Blockhead waked up

RULES:
*Blockhead never dies. He is the son of Badspot.
*Blockhead can endure pain for only short durations.
*You MUST NOT ignore the above poster.
*You are in control of Blockhead. Make him do anything(Exept die)
*Blockhead had his dream brain cell removed. He can't dream at all.
Blockhead told Stone Cold Steve Austin to take over this thread.

RULES:
*Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest SOB alive. He cannot die.
*His recovery is 95. He can only endure pain for short durations.
*Be creative, but don't take the story offtrack.
*You MUST NOT ignot the above poster.
*Stone Cold can't dream due to head injury.
*Don't forget up the time. It isn't funny.

[Ad Bot]

[*FacePalm*]

8:01 blokhed got dedded

Repeat.

[Cybertails1998]

^ hopping on the bandwagon

8:01 Blockhead brushes his teeth

[.:FancyPants:.]

8:03 Blockhead eats a delicious breakfast of walrus tusks. Tasty.

[Lørd Tøny]

8:04

Blockhead was trapped in a brick cage for the rest of his life.

[Cybertails1998]

8:04

Blockhead was trapped in a brick cage for the rest of his life.

^ hopping on the bandwagon

8:04

Blockhead walks outside his house

[*FacePalm*]

loltimeskip
8:30 Blockhead goes to the store.

[Mega-Bear]

8:34 Blockhead realizes how stupid his life is.

[Orion]

8:34 Blockhead realizes how stupid his life is.

[MrLoL]

8:37 Blockhead get out of the store and miss the stairs and fall down

[Altered]

8:38 Blockhead falls on his head, goes into a weird coma-stasis hybrid and awakens 500 millions years in the future.

[Razre]

Blockhead thinks he really needs to stop smoking this stuff.

[Ninja guy]

8:40

The year is now 5,002,011.
Earth has been destroyed by the sun in 2012, and over the past 5 million years earth has moved to Mars.
Blockhead finally wakes up.

[*FacePalm*]

He trips on a rock and wakes up at stairs.

[Katamari007]

Earth has been destroyed by the sun in 2012

could you be any more cliche? :u