get some green cloth, a sewing machine and a wigand then slash at hens foolishly
And then run away in fear?
Don't forget to slash some bushes and smash some vases on your way out looking for cash.
also i forgotin what game you get zergrushed if you slash a hen
http://youtu.be/CKJgcEgvx4U?t=2m31s:D