Author Topic: Oh crap I just ate raw chicken  (Read 5962 times)

Raw chicken is no where near similar to fish in sushi


Crap my stomach is starting to feel queasy

Crap my stomach is starting to feel queasy

Maybe induce vomiting if you are that scared?

Crap my stomach is starting to feel queasy

You are stressed and worrying, making yourself sick. Try to calm yourself and relax, or you will make yourself throw up.

You are stressed and worrying, making yourself sick. Try to calm yourself and relax, or you will make yourself throw up.

yeah probably that

I need to chill

r.i.p. dodger


couldn't dodge salmonella poisoning


Wow, did this like a month ago, sucked worrying about it, it was a chicken patty though, not tenders.

r.i.p. dodger


couldn't dodge salmonella poisoning
Because that makes him feel a whole bunch better!

As long as you didn't eat anything over a quarter-pound of raw chicken, you will not be gravely ill

Because that makes him feel a whole bunch better!
i know fake gravestone quotes would make me feel better if i'm sick


morbid humor cures everything


Speaking of mammary glands, why does milk get rid of poisoning anyway?