okay so some serious stuff went down in the last 45 minutes or so
sorry for the long story but it's still fresh in my mind
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so i decided to watch oreimo with my sister again
in my room
this time she was the one who closed the door (and she made sure it clicked into place)
so about midway through the episode
she grabs my laptop
closes it
and places it on the ground
and says to me in a very sultry voice:
"we've known each other for so long"
"well we're siblings, so yeah, I would hope so"
"your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it"
"what"
"inside, we both know what's been going on. we know the game and we're gonna play it"
it was at this point that she pounced on me
and pinned me to the ground, sticking her mouth onto mine
then when she took a pause
she was pulling down her pants and whispered in my ear
"a full commitment's what I'm thinking of"
I mean, jesus, she's a cutie and all but she couldn't get this from any other guy
I then started trying to wrestle her off and shouted
"jesus! what do you want from me?"
at this point her pants were across the room and her panties on her thighs
my pants were halfway off with my dong at full mast
she looks at me with her bedroom eyes and says
"bout tree fiddy"
it was about that time that I noticed my sister was 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
that goddamn loch ness monster had fooled me again
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