Me and some other murps have been kicking some zombie butt, here is our video man's report.
Reporter: *zzzt* Just got in, and ive already been chased by zombies twice. ****in lucky.

The weather's mild, just a bit of snow. About time i was right on what we should wear. WOAH WOAH! OH MY- *zzzzt* oh god, oh god.... that was Really close.

I need a better place to tape, ugh, theres a tower nearby. *footsteps* Ok, Its going crazy down there, for sure. Im glad im outa there.

OHMYGOD the ****in safedoor broke down! Get on top, get on top of the tower, quck! *crash*

There, i got a view from here. A zombie just flew out a window... And over there, some guy is going crazy with molotovs.

*crumbe* Pipe mightve broke. Wait, no, a pipe wouldnt crumble, only stone would- GREAT I NEVER GET A GOOD PLACE TO FILM, THIS BUILDINS FALLING DOWN! AGHHHHHH *zzzzt* Ow,, my rib, no! no no no! zombie! oh ***-

EndSadly, he died. Rest in peace. 1970-2012