I have one friend who hates people, but always spends his income on people. He bought five people DEFCON a few weeks ago.
This happened on Friday:
Zou: do you love me
cooldood: not enough to buy you skyrim
Zou: what
Zou: i dont want you to buy me skyrim
cooldood: okay, i love you
Zou: buy me skyrim?
cooldood: maybe
And then he bought it for me an hour later. <3 that bro. Note: His name is not actually cooldood.