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[Jorici]

Look! the London New Network (LNN) wants to feature my article on their website and morning show!

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Dearest Tom Orrow,
...I wish to feature your beautifully crafted column in our TV show and newsletter, could we have your permission? It would boost your ratings and fame as a columnist, if you are looking for more opportunities to further your career. Please call me or visit my office in Inner London if you would like further information.

Sincerely,
P.E. Nis
CEO, London News Network
Just a snippet of what they E-mailed me.

[Ad Bot]

[Firecycle]

Look! the London New Network (LNN) wants to feature my article on their website and morning show!

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Dearest Tom Orrow,
...I wish to feature your beautifully crafted column in our TV show and newsletter, could we have your permission? It would boost your ratings and fame as a columnist, if you are looking for more opportunities to further your career. Please call me or visit my office in Inner London if you would like further information.

Sincerely,
P.E. Nis
CEO, London News Network
Just a snippet of what they E-mailed me.

Link or it didn't happen.

[Jorici]

Link or it didn't happen.

I'm not going to link you to my E-mail! You want it to snoop around and find pictures of me, because all Americans are overwhelmed with perversion.

[Firecycle]

Link to the article. On the London News Network.

[Firecycle]

Link or it didn't happen.

Also, Fix'd

[Jorici]

Link to the article. On the London News Network.

It isn't available in the USA. Only in London, England.

God you Americans are so thick headed.

[Cookieman4276]

It isn't available in the USA. Only in London, England.

God you Americans are so thick headed.

The internet is universal :)

[Firecycle]

It isn't available in the USA. Only in London, England.

God you Americans are so thick headed.

Wow...

You're really going with this?

NO NEWS CORPORATION IS GOING TO LIMIT ACCSES TO PARTS OF THEIR WEBSITE TO PEOPLE IN A CERTAIN CITY! IT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE!

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You actually are, it's obvious this topic is a joke and those who can't see it are obviously quite stupid.

I see it as trolling. I also don't like to see my country insulted, joke or not.

[Kingdaro]

I see it as trolling. I also don't like to see my country insulted.

but

he's

loving

joking

meaning he's not serious, and therefore not really insulting the USA

please stop being stupid

[Cookieman4276]

but

he's

loving

joking

meaning he's not serious, and therefore not really insulting the USA

please stop being stupid

We're going with it, grab your popcorn and watch

[Blockomanian]

It isn't available in the USA. Only in London, England.

IT ISN'T POSSIBLE.

[Jorici]

Wow...

You're really going with this?

NO NEWS CORPORATION IS GOING TO LIMIT ACCSES TO PARTS OF THEIR WEBSITE TO PEOPLE IN A CERTAIN CITY! IT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE!

Yes it is. I have proof because you obviously cannot access the websites.

See? It was that simple.

Again, it very much is possible.

It's very simple, actually. Might be a little complex for you foolish Yankees. After all, most of you are inbred.

[Firecycle]

It's very simple, actually. Might be a little complex for you foolish Yankees. After all, most of you are inbred.

Wow...

If we are foolish, it is because of people like you. I literally felt my IQ drop reading that post.

[Aphtonites]

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