Roll To Dodge v3

[seargent227]

Can I be put on waiting list?

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[Blaze0]

Kill All [1 - 2 = Huge fail] Third time's the...death? You fail so bad that it...kills you outright.
Status:
Dead

Inventory:
Bloody Sword
Severed snake

masterockets [6] You focus all your might on the ability to heal and suddenly it comes to you. You feel like there's a snitch though...
Status:

Inventory:
Wooden Spear

Powers:
Moderate Telekinesis
Healing (Unknown snitch)

Mega-Bear [2] You throw a rock down and it takes a clear three minutes before you hear the echo. Wow. You lean over it, but with the force of constipation, you are unable to produce stuff.
Status:
Constipated (Comedic effect)

Inventory:

Powers:
Wings (Unusable currently, usable in 1 turn)

Tetris [4] You listen into the distance for any noise. Suddenly, a giant...dragon? Pops down in front of you, looking vicious. Uh oh.
Status:

Inventory:

Kingdaro [1] You look around for anything but nothing useful is found at all. Absolutely nothing except a dry cat crap. There are cats here?.
Status:
Broken Knuckles (Right hand unusable)
Bleeding Knuckles (Pain, -1 concentration)

Inventory:
CAT stuff, YO

Game Event: Kill-All has died. BobSevenSevens is in!

[seargent227]

You finally updated :D

[Mega-Bear]

Well, I'm certainly not going to attempt to stuff any more. I could get a brain anuerism!

Am I able to fly yet? If so, practice flying by jumping into the ravine and flapping my wings. If not, call out to see if anyone is near.

[Kingdaro]

find other people on the island and establish minor village

*crossing fingers*

[masterockets]

Telekineticly ride a rock to kingdaro
Lets hope my luck doesn't run out and kill us both 

[Kingdaro]

hnnng.

[seargent227]

Telekineticly ride a rock to kingdaro
Lets hope my luck doesn't run out and kill us both 

lol (I hope it does so I can get in faster)

[Kill All]

Need waiting list... :c

[BobSevenSevens]

Try to find a cave for shelter.

[Blaze0]

BobSevenSevens [5] You search around on this new island and find the perfect cave, perfect size that you can reside in. There's even a stack of logs inside that looks like it was for a campfire. Neat!
Status:

Inventory:

masterockets [4] You fly around on your new Pet Rock and see someone in the distance! "HELLO!" you shout! The person sees you and your rock you're riding on collides straight with his cranium, knocking him unconscious. You hop off the rock and check to see if he's alright.
Status:

Inventory:
Wooden Spear
Pet Rock

Powers:
Telekinesis
Healing (Unknown snitch)

Mega-Bear [3] You jump off the edge and flap your wings. You can fly! Uh oh, it's difficult! Losing altitude! You fall and grab the side of the edge, dangling over miles of a depth into the earth. What do you do?
Status:

Inventory:

Powers:
Wings

Tetris [X] The dragon utterly rapes you with a swift swallow.
Status:
Dead

Inventory:

Kingdaro [3] Looking around, you hear a faint yell. You look in the direction of the yell and see a giant grey blur with a figure on top of it collide into you. The collision immediately renders you unconscious.
Status:
Broken Knuckles (Right hand unusable)
Unconscious
Fractured Skull (Possibility of quick death if difficult action is taken)

Inventory:

Game Event: Tetris has died. Comatose is in!

[masterockets]

I'm on a roll!

Heal kingdaro
isn't 3 slightly bad? doesn't make sense to put an instakill for it, or anything

[Kingdaro]

have a hot wet dream because that's pretty much the only thing i can do

[pocketrocket300]

People die quick.  Put me on the waiting list.

[Comatose]

I wash up on the island then go looking for berries.