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With the $4~ he actually got from my key, I bought him a cheeseburger at McDonalds, and a small drink.
Actually at mcdonalds he could buy with an extra 29 cents buy a Big Mac, large fries and large drink all for 4.29. Yes I know this exactly cause I eat mcdonalds about 3 times a week.