Minecon, bitches.

[Ziyek]

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I just got raped."

"Can you describe the culprit?"

"Well he was about 5' 7"... Glasses.. Horrible acne.."

"Okay.. Everyone that's not a virgin, raise your hand."

"You're under arrest."

God damnit. thats me. other than the last part

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[Aphtonites]

I'd laugh if a terrorist dressed up as a creeper and snuck in with a live Self Delete bomb inside his costume.

Also, why have Game topics been leaking into off-topic recently?

[BlockoCrafter]

I'd laugh if a terrorist dressed up as a creeper and snuck in with a live Self Delete bomb inside his costume.

Also, why have Game topics been leaking into off-topic recently?

We need to call the plumbers!

[Isaac Fox]

I can't believe someone is actually going on a plane to Las Vegas, Nevada, USA just to go to a Minecraft convention.

[Kearn]

if i want to see a fat swedish guy i can go see nymethus 

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

mincreft is overratd

Is dat sarcasm?
Anyways
Your face is overratd