"I'm 18, I must instantly lose my virginity or I'm a nerd!!!!"
Make a creeper costume, walk in and hisses at top of lungs, watch reactionsssss
Make a creeper costume, walk in and hisses at top of lungs, watch reactionsssss get stabbed and shot by a horde of people wanting your sulfur
Wear a Blockhead costume.
Mein Kampf, bitches.