Author Topic: My mom checked my acount  (Read 13657 times)

Lol, from the blog:

Day three we were armed and ready for those damned announcements. I was relaxed and feeling confident he would make it through the day without a hiccup. I was wrong. Shortly after dropping him at school, the vice-principal called to inform me she had Charlie in her office. Apparently he had bit his lip, a bump had appeared, and he was convinced this would get him a ticket home. The VP was calling me, in front of Charlie, to show him that even his beloved mommy wanted him to suck it up and stay at school. She decided I should talk to Charlie so she handed him the phone.

Charlie: Hi mom.
Me: Hey buddy. What’s going on?
Charlie: Well, you see, I have this big bump on my lip and I just have to come home.
Me: What kind of bump?
Charlie: I really don’t know.
Me: Ms. A says you bit your lip…
Charlie: ((deep sigh)) Ok. Yeah. I bit my lip. But it’s a big bump and it hurts and I just gotta come home. Besides, I miss you so much.
Me: I miss you too baby, but a bit lip is not a valid reason to leave school. Ask for a piece of ice to help it feel better and get back to class.
Charlie: But! But!
Me: No buts, be a big guy and ask for some ice. Okay….?
Charlie: …. (((a loud bang)))
Me: Hello? Charl… dammit, he hung up on me!
O.O thats...wow. I am so ashamed of myself

Being autistic doesnt change anything, the whole signing-people-up-for-research thing has always been dumb. Its not funny, its not cool, it just makes you look like a douche.

Now imagine what his moms going through trying to explain birds and bees to an autistic child

This so much.
This so effing much.
After seeing this topic, I think I'm gonna try to cut down on my meaness and vulgarity in my posts.

it's a start.

:)

Being autistic doesnt change anything, the whole signing-people-up-for-research thing has always been dumb. Its not funny, its not cool, it just makes you look like a douche.

Now imagine what his moms going through trying to explain birds and bees to an autistic child
QFT

My only thought

Thank god Stocking isn't here.
Oh my god yes. Every time I see one of her posts, I just want to plunge into my chest, rip my heart out, and bash it against a wall. They just irritate me like hell for some reason.

I thought he was too, so I do admit I attacked his posts a few times.

You are forgiven in my book, I don't know about other people.
Yay C:

« Last Edit: November 18, 2011, 10:11:56 PM by Funkadelic »

Friends, we must never, never, forget what happend today in this thread, nor let it be forgotten. Agreed?


Stop acting like this is some kind of world changing event.



Stop acting like this is some kind of world changing event.

I have a feeling it will change this forums, at the very least.

Now imagine what his moms going through trying to explain birds and bees to an autistic child

Depends on what kind of autism he has.
If he has aspergers syndrome, like me, he could probably figure it out in around 5 minutes, I knew what love was and how it worked before I even knew what research was and nobody told me about it, I just picked it up myself by thinking about it

I have a feeling it will change this forums, at the very least.
How will it change?
It's not like the whole forum was affected by this. Just 15/20 people max.

So remember everyone, when there is someone who you don't think is quite as "good" at foruming as us, try to help them
hurray lessons!