This is an epic tale, a story of tragedy, triumph, heroes, villains, and a boy becoming a man. The literature itself is somewhat dry, but I hope you all can appreciate my short retelling of the story.
Chapter 0: The Introduction or "Why did I write this book? It's because IcyGamme told me to!"
Steve Jobs had a biography written about him. Steve Jobs was also important. Clearly having a biography written about you means you are important. Therefore IcyGamma formally requests a biography so that he may also become important.
Perhaps the only thing of note that has been said so far is that IcyGamma had an ego bigger than Blockland itself. This is not entirely correct. He actually has an ego so big that it has to be contained some kind of special storage medium to prevent the universe from imploding. Have you ever heard of dark matter? That mysterious substance that physicsists think makes up like 70% of the universe? Well I'm going to set the record straight. 70% of the universe is IcyGamma's ego. That's how unimportant and tiny you people are.
Chapter 1: The 'Birth' of 4127 or "From Rags to Riches: A Tale of a Real American Legend"
The biggest mistake that notorious children's drug paddler Badspot ever made was selling a copy of Blockland to IcyGamma in 2008. This was his gateway drug into the world of construction games. At one point in his life he had to make a choice between weed and fake weed knockoff spice "bath salts" (available at 7-11). He of course chose the better drug, weed, that is Blockland.
IcyGamma was noted for saying "Blockland was like no other high he ever had." IcyGamma had to have Blockland. But first, lets look at his past. IcyGamma was born into a modest lower-class family. His father was a sailor and his mother was a switchboard operator for the Bell telephone company. From an early age he learned that he couldn't have his drugs just handed to him, he had to go out and work for them. He took up a job as a newspaper boy and later as a ironworker. After 5 years he was able to save up enough money to buy his first copy of Blockland. The $20 Blockland cost back then is now worth roughly $3000 (2011 US Dollars).
When he first joined, discrimination in Blockland was rampant. Segregation was the norm and colored players were forced to play on cheaper, less fun servers. Due to his bright blue skin, IcyGamma was forced to play on the colored servers. But from the start he set himself apart from the rest of the colored players and was able to rise up and play on the whites only servers.
