Author Topic: Your left hand is now a snake  (Read 5762 times)

Shot the hell out of my wall.

Parents: What was that sound, and what happend to your headphone cord?

Me: I don't know! My hand just suddenly turned into a minigun!

Up next: Insane Asylum

... I just shot off my jaw.

im gonna go to the emergency room now.

My face is gone

Oh the horror

i just shot my sister in the room next to me.

gj OP, you just murdered a pre-teen.


"WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL? GOOD IDEA!"

Well, there goes all.

NO, NOT MY DEADLY CHIHUAHUA
D:

I just shot 100 bullets straight into my head
I'm ded

What the-

BALALALALALALALALALLALALALAAL

The heel of my left leg, oh dear I can't walk.


There's nothing but a wall here. Dammit, its getting cold now.

I shot up the ceiling and the bullets went into my mom's room. Also I lost my head.