What is the worst thing that happened to you?

[Regulith]

I can't remember what happened. Did you get raped?

No, but how bad would you feel if I actually was? Don't joke about stuff like that.

You don't remember because you were never told to begin with.

[Ad Bot]

[Nikki]

The week after scoliosis surgery. I felt like a handicapped drunk that was stabbed in the spine. I can't describe the day to day pain. Plus my parents were hogging the TV in my hospital room when I wanted to sleep. 

[K3k0m@n]

OH GOD

5 Pages without me saying "Bump" once.

well, Bump.

[LizzyRascal]

I joined here.

[skill4life]

Broke my arm.
Sad part was that it broke because i fell off a hammock.

[K3k0m@n]

Bump.

[Kumquat]

My dad "fixing" my computer.
Yay! 50 percent slower computer!

[K3k0m@n]

[JD]

Birth.

same.

[Jacob 123456789]

>chopping wood
>yay let's be an idiot and hold the wood while I'm chopping down on it
>10 SECONDS LATER
>half of my knuckle is chopped off

[Name is Unavailable]

Birth.

Conception.

[Kill All]

Nearly drowning on vacation

[Yosher]

Life.

[Kalphiter]

Flying of my bike and smashing my skull was pretty bad, i can't really say what the worst thing would be.
However i couldn't walk or anything for weeks.

Helmet use is a great and observable example of natural selection.

[-Pablo-]

> Cutting a bagel
>slice your thumb open