I lol'd at the article but it's obviously fake... Still funny.
Edit: Night Fox, our avatar colors match
Edit edit: Oh god(hurr) I love this site, reading the Skyrim one and oh god lol.
When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homoloveuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations.
Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homoloveual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homoloveual dragon eggs.
The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they interject all over the player’s CPU monitor.