My super extra limited edition Skyrim box came in today!

[Jubel]

You can have the "fleshlight"

Damnit I want the dragon carrot.

[Ad Bot]

[Thompson]

You can have the "fleshlight"

I think a fleshlight is a flashlight that looks like a vagina or some sort of hole.

[asablief]

uh
uuuh

UUH

UUHUHUH!

FUS ROH DAH!!

[Mushroom man]

Damnit I want the dragon carrot.

You do get it!
I think... You gave me the game and the "fleshlight"

[Jubel]

I think a fleshlight is a flashlight that looks like a vagina or some sort of hole.

It's pretty much a flashlight casing with a rubber-plastic vagina/ass/or mouth.
Or in this case the perfect hole which you shove fists in.

[Night Fox]

There is an online shop that manufactures the love toys pictured. They are real.
Also...bones...did you take this picture? HMMMM?

no kidding

[Thompson]

If I were to pull a 24/hour skyrim I would take the coke, goblet, and the lube. I already have skyrim.
The coke because I love coke.
The goblet to feel awesome.
the lube because my saliva glands get tired after three hours of non stop lubing.

[Mushroom man]

If I were to pull a 24/hour skyrim I would take the coke, goblet, and the lube. I already have skyrim.

What would you need the lube for without the, uhh, eeeeeews?

[Night Fox]

I would take it all

[Mushroom man]

I would take it all

* Mushroom man proceeds to suck thumb in corner with shotgun

[Thompson]

I would take it all

You can take a nine inch dragon carrot? Wow man, jelly.

[Night Fox]

You can take a nine inch dragon carrot? Wow man, jelly.

I can give it just as well

[Mushroom man]

I can give it just as well

[Night Fox]

needs more snake

[Thompson]

I can give it just as well

I don't think I'm comfortable subjecting my insides to a large dragon carrot.