That's your takeaway? Making it a run away from the boss will turn this into a cat-and-mouse gamemode.
You have said that twice in a row, you want to be a sitting pawn? The way it is right now everyone is a big red slow target that once the boss sees there is no way to get away and bam your dead.
Just look at the times Boss has won vs the time Normals have won.
Different topic for a it, but I seriously think Shortened/Tiny Urls should be against the rules in the game, they are often used as traplinks.