OH DEAR GOD HELP ME.

[Lørd Tøny]

lol guys i dont think a crazed murderer would wait 7 minutes for a kid to answer the door

Jason would.

[Ad Bot]

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lol guys i dont think a crazed murderer would wait 7 minutes for a kid to answer the door

Well I also heard something else...

[.:FancyPants:.]

lol guys i dont think a crazed murderer would wait 7 minutes for a kid to answer the door

It's all about the presentation, man.

[MegaScientifical]

My mom is in the bedroom.
I know for fact because it's right across from mine.
Everyone in my family is currently in my house.

Must... surpress the urge... for terrible "joke"...

[stuntman021]

My mom is in the bedroom.
I know for fact because it's right across from mine.
Everyone in my family is currently in my house.

your MOM is in the bedroom

[MegaScientifical]

your MOM is in the bedroom

No no, it's "And you know for sure because you can hear the moans." or something.

[Night Fox]

Jason would.

except he didn't kill kids

[Lørd Tøny]

except he didn't kill kids

He killed plenty of kids.

[MaroonCacti]

i would think the person at the door is gone now

[MegaScientifical]

Might be a neighbor informing you of something requiring immediate attention.

[Night Fox]

He killed plenty of kids.

you're talking about the Friday the 13th guy right?

[Lørd Tøny]

you're talking about the Friday the 13th guy right?

Nope, but they all killed kids.

[Night Fox]

Nope, but they all killed kids.

the Friday the 13th guy didn't kill kids
he only killed teenagers and adults

[Meekl]

let me in it's cold out here