Author Topic: Arrow to the knee jokes?  (Read 1960 times)

It's absolutely everywhere, The meme has already started rotting, even people who don't give two stuffs about Skyrim are following it.

I used to be an arrow, but then I met a knee

I took an arrow to the knee, then I took an arrow to the other knee.

Then to my richard.

Then to my face.

I used to wonder what the hell this joke was

Then I took an arrow to the knee.

The Skyrim guards would tell you "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

So it's more than one guard? Let me guess it's almost as common as the criminal scum dialog in oblivion?

"Everyone is making arrow to the knee jokes and what do I get? Guard duty."

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"

"Yeah"

"Oh... uh... well I can't do anything about it, my knee has an arrow in it."

I used to think these were funny, then I took an arrow to the knee.

So it's more than one guard? Let me guess it's almost as common as the criminal scum dialog in oblivion?
Stop criminal scum was when you got in trouble with the law.


Arrow to the knee is from just standing near a guard.

I just spam talk to every guard every day.
Then someone stole my sweetroll.

Arrow to the knee is from just standing near a guard.

Getting an arrow to the knee almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

I used to talk to Stocking, then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to have lot's of friends , but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to ask questions like you.
But then you took an arrow in the knee.

But then you took an arrow in the knee.

yes, that was indeed the joke

well done