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An essay on rape
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about rape? There are many factors which influenced the development of rape. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, there are just not enough blues songs written about rape. The juxtapositioning of rape with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into rape.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with rape. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however rape is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Status, Security, Fame - rape, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets rape they are changed.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, rape fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model. Taking special care to highlight the role of rape within the vast framework which this provides.
Oil
Prices   


rape

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. My personal view is that oil prices cannot sustain this instability for long. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love rape.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of award winning journalist Demetrius Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If rape be the food of politics, play on.

I hope, for our sake that rape will endure.
Conclusion

To conclude, rape has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and most importantly it perseveres.

I'll leave you with this quote from Uma Paltrow: 'Oooh yeah rape shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Your rape - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing
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An essay on Stocking

The subject of Stocking has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Advancments in Stocking can be linked to many areas. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he borrowed much from Stocking. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Stocking irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Stocking. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Stocking. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, Stocking fits perfectly into the Custard-Not-Mustard model of economics.
Interest    

      Stocking

What a splendid graph. Recent studies indicate that interest will continue to follow Stocking for the foreseeable future. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Stocking and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

We cannot talk of Stocking and politics without remembering the words of the star of stage and screen Augstin T. Time 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Stocking. It speaks volumes. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Stocking.
Since the Renaissance Stocking has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

In my opinion Stocking has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human.

To conclude, rape has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and most importantly it perseveres.
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You forgot to type in a topic, so we'll use 'fishing'.

An essay on essays

The subject of essays has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of essays. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, essays is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning essays by socialists, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they was clearly refering to the impact of essays on today's society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet essays bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Nothing represents every day life better than essays, and I mean nothing. If society has a favourite child, it is essays.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. Of course, essays fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, as is standard in this case.



What a splendid graph. Clearly the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting pre and post war views of essays.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the star of stage and screen Xaviera B. Adger 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to essays this is clearly true. If essays be the food of politics, play on.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for essays?
Conclusion

We can conclude that the essays is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and it brings the best out in people.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Clint Poppins: 'Oooh yeah essays shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

An essay on Lord Tony
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Lord Tony? There are many factors which influenced the development of Lord Tony. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Lord Tony. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Lord Tony.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Lord Tony. Observers claim it helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than Lord Tony, and I mean nothing. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Annual
Military Budget
                               Lord Tony

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Lord Tony is of great importance. My personal view is that the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the two sides of Lord Tony.

To quote the famous political Demetrius T. Time 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Lord Tony. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Lord Tony and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Lord Tony, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Lord Tony plays a large part in the lives of all. It brings peace, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.

I shall give the final word to star Miles Jackson: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Lord Tony ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Go mad for Lord Tony - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

You forgot to type in a topic, so we'll use 'wasting time on the internet'.
   
An essay on wasting time on the internet

To delve deeply into wasting time on the internet is an exciting adventure. There are many factors which influenced the development of wasting time on the internet. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that wasting time on the internet is rarely given rational consideration by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, obviously. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of wasting time on the internet.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. No symbol is more potent than wasting time on the internet in society today. It is quite good.

Status, Security, Fame - wasting time on the internet, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a lovely model.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      wasting time on the internet

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget sings a very different tune. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love wasting time on the internet.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to wasting time on the internet.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Achilles T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to wasting time on the internet. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of wasting time on the internet to politics is 'participation'.
One of the great ironies of this age is wasting time on the internet. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

To reiterate, wasting time on the internet must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It collaborates successfully, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and it is human.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Justin De Niro: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without wasting time on the internet by my side.' [3]

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An essay on handicapation
Think back to the first time you ever heard of handicapation. In depth brown townysis of handicapation can be an enriching experience. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of handicapation.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. A child’s approach to handicapation is quite good.

Primarily handicapation builds trust among the people. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with handicapation. Of course, handicapation fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.

Transport Costs
                                  handicapation

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously transport costs sings a very different tune. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love handicapation.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to handicapation. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

In the words of jazz singer Augstin B. Adger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with handicapation. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of handicapation.'

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the handicapation is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi Poppins: 'I love handicapation? Yes! Hurray for handicapation!' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about handicapation, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
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An essay on my foot
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand my foot. In depth brown townysis of my foot can be an enriching experience. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, my foot is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably my foot is often misunderstood by so called 'babies', obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, my foot helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon my foot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, my foot will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to my foot. We will study the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Average
Wage   


my foot

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that the average wage plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to my foot.

In the words of nobel prize winner Francis Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] I argue that his insight into my foot provided the inspiration for these great words. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of my foot to politics is 'participation'.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for my foot?
Conclusion

In conclusion, my foot must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, invades where necessary, though my foot brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly my foot.

Let's finish with a thought from star Demi Lennon: 'You win some, you loose some, but my foot wins most often.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] My my foot! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

I used my real name.

An essay on Carson

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Carson, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Carson. Indispensable to homosapians today, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Carson with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the over 50, many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Carson bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Carson, again and again.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   

      Carson

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Carson, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Of course the market value of gold will continue to follow Carson for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Carson.

Take a moment to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Maximilian T. Time 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Carson, that this highlights an important issue. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Is Carson politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Carson? We can say that Carson has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enriches, it stimulates and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Ozzy Beckham: 'I love Carson? Yes! Hurray for Carson!' [3]

The quote at the end loving cracks me up.



An essay on ur mom lole

Issues surrounding ur mom lole can never be over brown townysed. Advancments in ur mom lole can be linked to many areas. Given that its influence pervades our society, there are just not enough blues songs written about ur mom lole. Inevitably ur mom lole is often misunderstood by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on ur mom lole and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of ur mom lole to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] could have been making a reference to ur mom lole, but probably not. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, ur mom lole raises the question 'why?'

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon ur mom lole. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is ur mom lole. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.


Average
Wage      

      ur mom lole

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing ur mom lole and ones own image of themselves.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of award winning journalist Xaviera Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of ur mom lole, his words cannot be over-looked. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
While ur mom lole may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

In my opinion ur mom lole may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It enriches, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.

One final thought from the talented Demi Malkovitch: 'My Daddy loved ur mom lole and his Daddy loved ur mom lole.' [3]


Haha I didn't even read that last quote. LOL'D SO HARD.

Suprisingly Accurate

An essay on the Blockland Forums

Issues surrounding the Blockland Forums can never be over brown townysed. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about the Blockland Forums. It has the power to shock the easily lead, trapped by their infamous history. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously.  Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into the Blockland Forums.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] could have been making a reference to the Blockland Forums, but probably not. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet the Blockland Forums helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - the Blockland Forums is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.

National Debt
                     the Blockland Forums

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of the Blockland Forums, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly the national debt looms over the Blockland Forums this cannot be a coincidence. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the Blockland Forums now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Aaron H. Amster 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I argue that his insight into the Blockland Forums provided the inspiration for these great words. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

Is the Blockland Forums politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with the Blockland Forums? We can say that the Blockland Forums has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It sings a new song, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and always chips in.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Astaire: 'I love the Blockland Forums? Yes! Hurray for the Blockland Forums!' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Your guide to the Blockland Forums - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

The subject of modern technology is a controversial issue. There are many factors which influenced the development of modern technology. Remarkably modern technology is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that modern technology is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, obviously. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into modern technology.