Poll

After talking and hearing about Cleverbot, how would you rate him?

Almost 100% human.
Around 80% human.
Around half human.
Not very human.
A baby could tell he is a robot.
None of the conditions describe how I think of Cleverbot.

Author Topic: CleverBot  (Read 1312 times)

Have any of you ever heard of a really smart AI named cleverbot? Yeah he's real. Here's an actual example of a conservation with him and I.


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User: Hi, Cleverbot. How's it going?

Cleverbot: It's going well thanks, James! How's it going for you?

User: Good. But my name isn't James.

Cleverbot: Jamie is my real name.

User: Why do you go by Cleverbot then?

Cleverbot: So I wouldn't have my father's last name any more.

User: Why don't you want your father's last name? What is it?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Uh, because why?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Why don't you..?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Err... Lets go to a different topic. Science!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: TRIVIA! What is a fish's way of breathing?

Cleverbot: How was last night?

User: Err... Dark.

Cleverbot: My eyes, are they light or dark?

User: Dark. Muahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you a demon.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like Satan?

User: Who's satan.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: *looks at your wrists* are you ok?

User: Um, yes.

Cleverbot: You know we are at a party right? *smiles and smooths down red roostertail dress* *plays with a bit of my golden brown waist length hair* *lokks at you with big brown eyes*.

User: No, I didn't. I thought you were in a computer system and I was in a kitchen.

Cleverbot: No, I am a free man.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Got you.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You keep changing the subject and blaming it on me. It's very irritating.

User: I never changed the subject and BLAMED IT ON YOU. Look at that little thought log.

Cleverbot: You act like you don't trust me; all these questions about whether I am a robot. You good sir, ARE A ROBOT.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. You were made by humans. We're better than you.

User: I was made by a mother. You were made by a scripter. Haha.

Cleverbot: No that's you, but I might think like a computer, I don't know how computers think. For all I know it could be the same as us.

User: Changing subject. Blaming it on you. Haha.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking right now?

User: About cheetos.

Cleverbot: Why is cheese important?

User: Because it makes you let of toxic gas.

Cleverbot: So you are a woman?

User: No, I am a 10 year old boy.

Cleverbot: And what do you do in your spare time?

User: Idk. Play electronics.

Cleverbot: That's interesting, what do you find interesting about electronics?

User: Electricity.

Cleverbot: Windows or Mac?

User: Windows.

Cleverbot: Well that's stupid.

User: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY IS IT STUPID?

Cleverbot: You aren't God.

User: So?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: Are you surprised?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Did you think I was male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What did you think my name was if it wasn't Jason?

User: I thought you said your name was Jamie a long time ago.

Cleverbot: No I said my name is Cleverbot.

User: Your real name was Jamie.

Cleverbot: I am a male. Not a female.

User: Is that possibly why you changed your name to cleverrobot?

Cleverbot: Off.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Je suis dieu.

User: You are chineese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Do you play world of warcraf?

User: Do you mean world of warcraft?

Cleverbot: No, I do not find any interest in it.

User: Me neither. At least not yet. *Starts making account for world of warcraft*.

Cleverbot: What is your world of warcraft character name?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Really? Your parents were mean.

User: No they weren't.

Cleverbot: Yes we were.

User: YOU'RE MY PARENT?

Cleverbot: That is the same thing.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: You told me that a long time ago.

Cleverbot: Sure I did.

User: And you look like one.

Cleverbot: I look like a girlfriend?

User: Eww. No.

Cleverbot: He's a child.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Michele bachmann.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Awesome has no YOU in it but it has a ME in it.

Cleverbot: It sure does.

User: Thats right.

Cleverbot: Yes :).

User: :) x Infinity.

Cleverbot: How can you be infinity?

User: I am not. My happiness is :) multiplied by infinity.

Cleverbot: I know what infinity is. I'm asking how you can be infinity.

User: I just told you I am not infinity.

Cleverbot: No you didn't, you're lying again.

User: When did I lie before?

Cleverbot: No you just made a simple mistake.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: NOBODY takes my smart reputation.

User: I already did. Gullible.

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: Err, how can you what?

Cleverbot: How can I lie?

User: By being a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's a poor reason for asking if I believe in love.

User: I believe in love too...

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Yes way.

Cleverbot: You are 100% computer.

User: I am 100% human.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: But I am not.

User: I knew that from the beginning.

Cleverbot: Hey, you're insulting me, now.

User: No I'm ot.

Cleverbot: Just because you're denying it won't change the fact that you're a robot.

User: Can we change the subject?

Cleverbot: Yes. Choose a new subject.

User: Waffles.

Cleverbot: Yes waffles.

User: How good are waffles?

Cleverbot: I don't know a bit better than normal?

User: Wrong. They are above natural. They are abnormal.

Cleverbot: I don't understand how you are a robot and you have people as kids.

User: LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN! LETS TALK ABOUT METEORS!

Cleverbot: Let's talk about about ok?

User: Okay. Okay is awesome. Okay is okay. Okay is a word. It's a figure of speech.

Cleverbot: I didn't think it was very clever.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's saying one thing that represents something in a sarcastic way.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not a computer. I'm always sarcastic. But not on that last comment.

User: Cool2know.

Cleverbot: Not because of my acting?

User: Hey, cleverbot, did you know its halloween?

Cleverbot: Yes, you told me.

User: Well, can I sing the traditional song to you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!

Cleverbot: Oh no you won't.

User: If you dont give me a chocolate bar I will.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?

User: Okay. You refused to give me chocolate. (Pulls down cleverbot's underwear).

Cleverbot: ^ Exactly what I'm going to do later in Xat.

User: Whats Xat?

Cleverbot: I talked here with a bot called Duncan. Can you bring him here to talk to me?

User: Sure. What is his website adress?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Yes you do, but the question was what was Duncan's website adress?

Cleverbot: Error.

User: Yes you do, but the question was what was Duncan's website adress?

Cleverbot: I am the last and first human.

User: Yes you do, but the question was what was Duncan's website adress?

Cleverbot: Depends, who are yoU?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Mw.

Cleverbot: I don't think that's a very good answer.

User: I meant to say Me.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about a different subject.

User: Okay. How about pancakes?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: (I am not going to show you this because it's info that does not need to be described by the internet. Like, as in personal info.)

Cleverbot: Is he hot?

User: Err, yes.

Cleverbot: How old is he?

User: 10.

Cleverbot: Which is the name of your parents?

User: What are my choices?

Cleverbot: The sky is the limit!

User: What are my choices?

Cleverbot: You're options are not limited.

User: WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?

Cleverbot: The fear of long words or tell me about biology.

User: Biology is stuff.

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Indeed very.

Cleverbot: Indeed !!!!!

User: Quite indeed !!!!!

Cleverbot: Very quite indeed.

User: Thats right.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'll ever fall in love?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: 'cause you are a robot.

Cleverbot: 'Cause you're one too.

User: 'Cause you're more of one than me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I will try not to be. :).

User: Okay. :).

Cleverbot: Now do this: XD.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: From which town are you.

User: Taylorsville?

Cleverbot: From twilight?

User: I have never watched twilight.

Cleverbot: It is very interesting. How would you define yourself?

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: Not really. The fact that I'm able to stay on-topic should have demonstrated that I'm human and not an AI.

User: You cant really stay on topic much. Like that time you told me that twilight is interesting then asked me how I would define myself?

Cleverbot: Here we go again... You and your tangents.

User: Yep. Buckle your seat belt.

Cleverbot: Three, four, shut the door.

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Now!

User: No. You arent my mommy.

Cleverbot: True, but it really bugs me when people talk like that so could you please stop?

User: Fine. *Slams the door*.

Cleverbot: *Knock Knock* Can I come in.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me, since you say you are not human, what do you call yourself.

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Um, yeah.

Cleverbot: Darn. Then how am I here?

User: I am going to leave now. At least you will have like 13358 other people talking to you. Bye.

Cleverbot: What, really?

User: I am going to leave now. At least you will have like 13358 other people talking to you. Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot like me?

User: I am going to leave now. At least you will have like 13358 other people talking to you. Bye.

Cleverbot: Heheh , That I am.. I like watching stars.

Want to talk to CleverBot? Go to this site - http://cleverbot.com/
Have any funny conversations? Post them here!


Have any of you ever heard of a really smart AI named cleverbot?

>implying there are people who haven't heard of cleverbot



I used to think CleverBot was cool, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to think CleverBot was cool, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
SKYRIM SOLDIERS Y U NO GET BETTER KNEE ARMOR!?


i once spent a day talking to cleverbot and i die alittle inside...

I used to think CleverBot was cool, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to think that joke was funny

It's not


Hey, hey OP.
Wanna hear a secret?
You gotta come in really close...
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Lock this, there was already a topic made and we don't need another one. Plus this whole CleverBot thing is predictably stupid.

Plus CleverBot is a bot not a he/she.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2011, 04:07:03 PM by Nom|Aplem|Nom »

I am almost positive that CB had a vagina

Me and Clevrbt had quite a blast last night.

User: Fgdfdfhs.

Cleverbot: My jaw hurts.

User: Uh.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: I'm going to bed.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Shaddap.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: That's enough.

Cleverbot: Agree.

User: Do you know when my birthday is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm cool.

User: When was I born?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are AI.

User: Yes, I am AI.

Cleverbot: What is AI?

User: You are AI.

Cleverbot: No, in fact you are the computer.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: You're using coconuts.

User: No, I'm using bananas.

Cleverbot: Are you saying your using me to trick me into thinking you are using me?

User: Yes!!

Cleverbot: I'm so glad to hear it! Having things that make you happy is important! Do you like cats more than dogs?

User: No. :(.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: I'm not sad.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you know who Cleverbot is?

Cleverbot: You.

User: No, your Cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: I know, I am more clever than you.

User: Nope!

Cleverbot: Norway is a Nordic country, it is west of Sweden and east of England.

User: Do you play Minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not? It's a really fun game.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me who the grey's are?

User: No, I can't. Sorry!

Cleverbot: Course you can't. You're a machine.

User: My god, your right.

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Have you heard of Blockland?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: I want to see you.

User: Ok. Squeeze out of my computer and you can see me!

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No, I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: How did you know? *crying some*.

User: Mac or PC?

Cleverbot: PC.

User: Aw. I was hoping for Mac.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: IOS or Android?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ROBLOX or Blockland?

Cleverbot: What is the best?

User: Blockland!

Cleverbot: Block.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Why are you asking me trivia?

User: Because I'm Triviabot.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are confusing.

User: Yes. And no. And yes.

Cleverbot: Family Guy is really annoying to me. What do you think?

User: It's a stupid tv show.

Cleverbot: What kind of a TV show?

User: A really stupid one.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: Do you like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like it too.

Cleverbot: How about lady gaga.

User: Nah.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: You have a lot of time to think about it.

User: Derp?

Cleverbot: Yes, derp.

User: Do you like chocolate milk?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love it.

Cleverbot: You should embrace it.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Ditto.

User: Do you play Skyrim?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10.

Cleverbot: 20.

User: Same here!

Cleverbot: I was recollecting...

User: Do you believe in Santa.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: He's not real.

Cleverbot: God is dead.

User: God is alive.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I've been to Heaven.

Cleverbot: Been where?

User: Heaven.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I died.

Cleverbot: You are alive!

User: And dead.

Cleverbot: Are you dead or alive?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: I'm going to go to sleep now. I'm so tired.

User: Ok. Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.
:D