The girl I like is already in a relationship.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Become very good friends with her and constantly talk stuff about how much her boyfriend mistreats her and things like that. Eventually she will see who she should really be with.

Guaranteed to work.

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

you become a cool guy friend to her best friends. while never dating any of them.

she will break up with the guy eventually. and you are already more available then any other guy.

[MegaScientifical]

PUNCH HER BOYFRIEND IN THE FACE AND CLAIM HER AS YOUR OWN

Pageloss.

[Moriarty]

just
wait man
if it lasts, go for it because that means she can hold a relationship
if it doesnt, i wouldnt

[Serge64]

Hire a mercenary

[HerpaDerp]

I'm her friend, in fact she was available before, but I was too much of a pusillanimous individualass monday to ask her out :c.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Pageloss.

We saw your stuffty comment the first time and didn't care. No need to spam it over and over looking for validation.

[Moriarty]

I'm her friend, in fact she was available before, but I was too much of a pusillanimous individualass monday to ask her out :c.

subliminal messages

[MegaScientifical]

As I was saying, the joking hurt the BF bit only works with Jailhouse rules, as per a recent episode of American Dad where it shows Principal Lewis' jail time and how he had this guy through inadvertently knocking out the guy's BF.

[Yosher]

We saw your stuffty comment the first time and didn't care. No need to spam it over and over looking for validation.

What's with you being such a jerk lately?

[*Magick* Mage]

Kill the object of desire and join a convent. That's what I did when I found out ARC was in a committed relationship all those years ago.


:)

[Custard]

Become very good friends with her and constantly talk stuff about how much her boyfriend mistreats her and things like that. Eventually she will see who she should really be with.

Guaranteed to work.

yep.

I do this all the time unintentionally

[Thompson]

I'm her friend, in fact she was available before, but I was too much of a pusillanimous individualass monday to ask her out :c.

About how long do her relationships last?

[MegaScientifical]

Kill the object of desire and join a convent. That's what I did when I found out ARC was in a committed relationship all those years ago.


:)

Why is your avatar's head shot off and spewing blood?

[Daemon18553]

This has happened to me with guys too many times.