Dungeons and Dragons RP

[xxxxkill]

Because it's

woops Lancelot's offline
woops Mulch's offline
woops xxxxkill's offline
woops Lancelot's offline again

Because I totally don't have things to do irl.
Totally.

* Vegetarian Zombie puts his arm around your shoulder

I like you, son.

In a non-homoloveual way.

It's in a totally homoloveual way.

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

It's in a totally homoloveual way.

Shhhh!

I don't know him well enough yet.

[xxxxkill]

Shhhh!

I don't know him well enough yet.

PSSST. He's getting his rape on. I'll distract him, you go run like hell!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

PSSST. He's getting his rape on. I'll distract him, you go run like hell![/size]

You want to be the one distracting me?

[xxxxkill]

You want to be the one distracting me?

Like I have a choice

;-;

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Like I have a choice

;-;

Not necessarily.

You could get someone else.

You got 5 minutes.

[xxxxkill]

Not necessarily.

You could get someone else.

You got 5 minutes.

No, I think I'll just rip your testicles off and force-feed them to you.
Bitch.

[Mr. Jelly]

*cough*

Right here, guys.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

No, I think I'll just rip your testicles off and force-feed them to you.
Bitch.

hote

umad?

no

*cough*

Right here, guys.

yes

yes you are

[SirLancelot7]

Throw check..

5.

You pick up a good sized rock and hurl it at the mage.  Unfortunately, the rock was heavier then you expected so you didn't put it in enough power.. the rock rolls at the mage's feet.

xxxxkill gogogogo

[xxxxkill]

Dancing lights, try the blinding trick I did with the guards back at wherever we just came from.

I was gonna make a comic about the whole rock deal, but I don't have access to my own computer, which HAS stuff THAT'S USEFUL GAAWWWDDSKDJNAKJNSKAJNS

[SirLancelot7]

Dancing lights..

15

The dark mage closes his eyes and then reaches out and absorbs the light.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Does that affect him in any way.

[SirLancelot7]

He doesn't look affected but you aren't sure

[xxxxkill]

Wait, what.
This guy can absorb magic?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAX