GBLD could shove this clans rectum up through the large intestine, through the cecum, through the ilium-jejunum-duodenum, through the stomach, up the esophagus, past the larynx, out the nose, and into it's vagina.
That's right, I went there.
Enjoy your fake 'role-play' weapons. We wouldn't want you to get hurt. Our men (and woman) at GBLD will stick to the real stuff.
#youhavebeentaunted