The Joke Thread

[kake]

What does  eat?









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[Ad Bot]

[Fireboy]

why did the chicken cross the road

because he had feet

[Stocking]

What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?

You smack her.

[Mr Man]

In capitalist America, bank robs you





Yes, I do live in America

[plad101]

What do you call a dog with no arms and legs?









































Doesnt matter he's not gonna come!

[Night Fox]

my dogs cum every time, though
even the one without limbs

[Vegetarian Zombie]

In capitalist America, bank robs you





Yes, I do live in America

It's funny cuz its true

my dogs cum every time, though
even the one without limbs

-megusta-

[VinnyTheGuy]

A seal walks into a club.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

A seal walks into a club.

that's not funny to me

you know what really gets under my skin?

muscles, bones, organs, fat cells... lots of stuff

[VinnyTheGuy]

Why did the conservative cross the road?







Because he clearly left his coffee, wallet, and notes on the other side.

[Proog]

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why did the conservative cross the road?







Because he clearly left his coffee, wallet, and notes on the other side.

I don't get it

What's red and smells like blue paint?

BLOOD.

[VinnyTheGuy]

Obama

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I still don't get it.

[Mushroom man]

Listening to the Elements Song on Youtube, this was in the comments:
FeNO + Li -> NO LIFE