Troll Adventures: Version 2

[Club559]

do it anyways because you are hungery

You do it anyways because you are hungry and somehow become a planet in orbit with the sun. You then take a visit to yourself, and it's like nothing ever happened.

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[SirLancelot7]

Absorb the other planets so you can get bigger than the sun and absorb it too.

[Club559]

Absorb the other planets so you can get bigger than the sun and absorb it too.

You decide just to absorb the entire universe.
Dear god, what are you doing with your life?

[SirLancelot7]

POOP IT ALL OUT

[Club559]

POOP IT ALL OUT

And now you're lost somewhere in space. Good going, professional troll.

[SirLancelot7]

Use the magnet to attract yourself to earth

[Club559]

Use the magnet to attract yourself to earth

And now everything is back to normal.
Where were we again?

[SirLancelot7]

Pick up magnet

[Club559]

Pick up magnet

You pick up the magnet.

[Kill All]

Eat magnet

[SirLancelot7]

Give yourself a DRE

google it if you have to

[Club559]

Eat magnet

After the whole planet incident, you decide to just chew on it because it tastes good.

Give yourself a DRE

google it if you have to

You're too lazy.

[SirLancelot7]

It's never a bad time to check for cancer!

[Club559]

It's never a bad time to check for cancer!

Look at your gun. Now back at your face. Now back at your gun. Now back at your face. Sadly, it isn't in your face. But if you end up getting diagnosed for cancer, it could be in your face.

[SirLancelot7]

Which is why we should really do a DRE right now!