here's what I would do if I were you
1. catch one
2. paint it purple
3. paint its hair dark purple
4. name it twilight sparkle
5. take pictures of it and put it on here
6. slice it up
7. make a christmas dinner out of it
8. take a picture saying "Look, there's twilight sparkle!"
9. post it on here
10. watch the hatemail stream in
