Poll

What is his name?

Lo-policus the third
5 (50%)
Other (put in post)
2 (20%)
Billy Steve
0 (0%)
Steve Billy
1 (10%)
Bob Blob
1 (10%)
Zoosmell Pooplord (Random)
0 (0%)
Gif the Grey
1 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: December 21, 2011, 07:30:04 AM

Author Topic: •Lo-Poly Gif Adventure•  (Read 4982 times)


He pushes the button and becomes smoothshaded so he doesn't look so awful.
Hmm... vote if better
Read the red book.
Do you really want to read this, it look boring. Maybe you could throw it at something.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 06:29:03 AM by Space Ninja »

Throw it at the window so you can break out.

Turn to the table of contents in the book.

Throw it at the window so you can break out.

It was fake! You're now being sucked into space.
You can't believe it never crossed you mind to check your inventory.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 05:06:25 PM by Space Ninja »

You see the other grey house in the background so you go over to it to see who lives there.

Wipe that sideways mouth off your face.

You see the other grey house in the background so you go over to it to see who lives there.

I think that's the book being viewed from the side ...

Wipe that sideways mouth off your face.

I think that's the book being viewed from the side ...
That's the book being viewed from the side

RELEASE YOUR GRIP, MAN! I need to know what happens in that book! Release your grip and aim for the book!

Also, name him "Gif the Grey".
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 07:23:28 PM by watercore »

Let go and get that book!

you don't need to breathe.
let go man. let go of it all.

check your inventory right now

You push your feet off your house and catch that book, because you MUST know how it ends.

You caught it!

You sit in space and read. LIKE A BOSS. Turns out you don't need air because lo-poly lungs never work very well anyway.

It is a gripping tale with plot twist, romance and explosions. You get lost in time, until you bump into another "house".
Then you check you inventory:
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 10:21:48 PM by Space Ninja »

Is that your girlfriend?! Take her out of your pants, man, maybe she can talk!

Is that your girlfriend?! Take her out of your pants, man, maybe she can talk!
That's I knife. The one thing I can't model.