Hey guys let's start a riot over a pair of $20 shoes

[jookbox :D]

Oh.. My.. loving.. God. You stepped on that bug!
And?
That bug did nothing to you!
It's just a bug.
TO ARMS! KILL THE OFFENDER!

[Ad Bot]

[Jerkface]

I wonder how Michael Jordan feels about all of this.

He's preparing to make another commercial.   They're OBVIOUSLY selling well.

Also, a guy died over a pair of shoes?  I would easily have just given the shoes away, only to buy more some other day.  Seriously.

[Kilser]

Ew.

[Pepsidude]

For Some Reason it reminded me of the scene in Get him to the Greek when Sergio said "Do you know how many Air Jordans six Black kids wear?!"

[huddles]

Ah, winter.
The time of year when everyone shoots eachother to get shoes.