Gentlemen thread

[Sivad]

Hello, Glados! how many are in your party?

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[Maze24]

* xxxxkill takes a seat at the bar.

If you may, bring me a glass of your finest Bordeaux. Thank you sir.

Coming right up my good chap.

* Maze24 pours a glass of Bordeaux for xxxxkill

[xxxxkill]

* xxxxkill tips hat.

Thank you, good sir.

[IkeTheGeneric]

* IkeTheGeneric walks into bar

I'm a gentleman and I'm here to talk about hunting and blow my pipe

[Tango]

* IkeTheGeneric walks into bar

I'm a gentleman and I'm here to talk about hunting and blow my pipe

*slap*

[Sivad]

*Phone Rings*

* Sivad picks up the phone

Hello?
Alright will you give me one moment?
Maze! Its the cops. They want to ask about Tango. Will you talk to them?

[T0XIC]

Ike my good man!

I have an open seat for you.

The establishment is becoming crowded you know?

[IkeTheGeneric]

I know

* IkeTheGeneric sits down

Tell me, who is that silly man running around slapping people?

[Tango]

I know

* IkeTheGeneric sits down

Tell me, who is that silly man running around slapping people?

*slap*
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH
related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY

[Sivad]

Its a guy who shot up the place who is probably going to jail.

[T0XIC]

* T0XIC whispers

He shot up the place a while ago, pay no attention to him...

[glados]

Hello, Glados! how many are in your party?

Just one.

[Tango]

* T0XIC whispers

He shot up the place a while ago, pay no attention to him...

man fuq u in da polic comin from da underground

[T0XIC]

man fuq u in da polic comin from da underground

* T0XIC sighs

Bros: Just savage monkeys with fire arms.

[Maze24]

*Phone Rings*

* Sivad picks up the phone

Hello?
Alright will you give me one moment?
Maze! Its the cops. They want to ask about Tango. Will you talk to them?

Sure thing.

* Maze24 tells the cops that everything was under control and that tango has already been killed