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| Valve: no HL3 announcements inbound, time to get back on a rail |
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| fred da kiko:
i would laugh my ass off if they trolled the community by announcing there would be no hl3, then officially announcing hl3. it would blow people's minds. |
| |Orange|:
--- Quote from: fred da kiko on January 01, 2012, 11:50:51 PM ---i would laugh my ass off if they trolled the community by announcing there would be no hl3, then officially announcing hl3. it would blow people's minds. --- End quote --- THAT is exactly what I think what will happen. Otherwise, my mind is blown, like a game where sharks come out of pine trees and have to gobble up shopping carts. |
| Dr.Block:
Knowing Valve they probably won't announce HL3 at E3, even if no one expected them to anyway. Kind of like how that one surprise was that there was no surprise. |
| DnaUnstable:
GABEN ROLLS ONTO STAGE AT E3 AND BEGINS TO SPEAK; "I hope it's been worth the wait." He begins, "So finally here it is, we are officially delaying HL3!" All the spaghetti in everyone's pockets begins to pour out, and almost as soon as that starts, people begin to stuff themselves. It now sounds like sticking your head into a hornets nest, except all the hornets are taking stuffs "THHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBTTTTTTTHHHH!" Is all that is audible. Gaben yells over the catastrophic noise "BUT WE ARE RELEASING PORTAL 3: DEAD ADDITION WHICH LINKS THE L4D SERIES WITH PORTAL!" People begin to lift off the ground with their worsening self ejecting bowels. Suddenly, people begin to crash through the roof lifting off into space. Gaben suddenly starts rolling into the crowd and gobbling people whole, their stuffting barely audible in his glutinous stomach. "IM SWIMMING IN THE DOSH!" The now crazed Gaben screams, his eyes bloodshot and rolling crazily in his head, "LOADSA MONEY!" Suddenly one man throws open the double doors, the only exit. The look in the mans eyes portrays a burning passion, he isn't letting Gaben through to the outside world. He calmly lays down on the floor, and begins to move in what seems to be seizure-like movements. He starts shakily screaming, "O-O-OPEN-N T-THE D-D-D-DOOR-R-R-R G-G-G-GET O-ON THE F-F-FLOOR-R-R EVER-R-RYON-NE DO T-T-THE D-D-DINOSAUR!" Gaben suddenly bursts into treats and everyone lives a happy ending |
| Lørd Tøny:
I hope there is no Half-Life 3. I want to see a first person shooter that acts like a classic 90s first person shooter. |
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