My mac is evil and will take over the world if we don't stop it.

[Wayvo]

Since a while foreverness ago in a place of restraint far away.
ie: Macs have had 2 buttons for a while even if the feature isn't default. For instance, my 1 button trackpad has a right click.

Yup. I dunno why people think macs can't right click. It just wouldn't be able to survive as a computer without right clicking.

Anyways, KILL IT WITH FIRE!1

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[LizzyRascal]

I used to have an old Windows 98 PC that would turn itself on in the middle of the night randomly. I know it wasn't some kind of auto boot alarm thing because it was always at random times. It was freaky.

Something happened to my family's old 98 PC. It wouldn't work barely and did the same thing(coming on randomly). One day it was making lots of loud noises and it died.

The last thing I said to it was "WORK GODDAMMIT!!!!!!"



At least it was out of it's misery. :C

[fawkes..]

My cursor moves slowly across my screen when i let go of it :C

[Kochieboy]

My cursor moves slowly across my screen when i let go of it :C

It might be not calibrated right.

[Fredulus]

I'm gonna wait until my mom or someone gets home before i touch it again.

heh heh heh

[Kochieboy]

I've heard about this joke program that makes your mouse move. Maybe the same program might be running in the background. Either that, or, your mouse isn't calibrated right.

[popman98]

I've heard about this joke program that makes your mouse move. Maybe the same program might be running in the background. Either that, or, your mouse isn't calibrated right.

What's it called, where can I get info about it and how can I get rid of it?

[Mega-Bear]

it thirsts

give it water

[Nasoa]

My mac's like 10 years old and can't even stream videos anymore. We only keep it because... I actually don't know why lol. Maybe for garageband.

[popman98]

Come on! I want to get rid of this stuff, and I don't want to reset my whole loving computer

[._maxwell23461_.]

rendermac

You.

[Mr Man]

PC powers activate!

[Peppy]

Sice forever.
Those god damn magic mouse thingies can suck my balls

I loving used to have one of those pieces of stuff and one of the tiny keyboards and I was like UHHH YEAH forget YOU so I got a 2 button mouse with scrollwheel and a full keyboard

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

I used to have an old Windows 98 PC that would turn itself on in the middle of the night randomly. I know it wasn't some kind of auto boot alarm thing because it was always at random times. It was freaky.

it a ghost!

Something happened to my family's old 98 PC. It wouldn't work barely and did the same thing(coming on randomly). One day it was making lots of loud noises and it died.

The last thing I said to it was "WORK GODDAMMIT!!!!!!"

At least it was out of it's misery. :C

You too, ghooooooost.

[Funkadelic]

You must burn it. Burn it with fire.

This joke is getting so old it's not even funny