I always keep my fingers on W S A D, Shift, space for my left hand, and I keep my other fingers on the mouse/arrow keys + enter and ctrlI type very fast
question me about it and disapprove of my placement, I'd quit.
Home row is left hand on asdf and left hand on jkl;I type that way because in third grade we had these keyboard instructor things that would randomly flash HOMEROW on the screen and you had to push all those keys at once.
You have 2 left hands! Thats freaky bro.