If you were to be a PI what would you carry around.

[RedGajin]

Why the he'll would OP need a couile of mosquitoes?

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

Okay, I like C4. Problem?

PI are generally quite. and first of how the hell would you even get C4? I doubt the materials used to make it is sold in stores, and PIs aren't usually government paid.

[Edman]

:( C4 just sounded fun. I'll take it down if its that big of a deal.

[Electrk]

A knife
Some chloroform
Condoms

[Mardalf]

Knife
Multitool
Lockpick
Tactical light
Glock 34
22. revolver
1 teargas grenade

and


a business card printer

[nienhaus1]

Sonic Screwdriver.
Camera.
Tape recorder.
Flashlight.
Small knife.
Maybe a revolver.
A smart phone.

[Mardalf]

just realized all I listed were things to keep me alive


almost nothing to gather evedance I'm just paranoid like that

[Maze24]

I would carry around 3.14159265

That's what I was thinking lol

[fred da kiko]

buiseness cards, a gun, an extra clip of ammo, a swiss army knife, a small pocket knife,a camera my iphone, my car keys, my wallet , and some condoms.

[.:FancyPants:.]

Well let's see, first I'd need a

And that's it.

[Count]

A snazzy fedora of course! 

[stuntman021]

a fleshlight

[Flamecannon]

um

a lot of salt

[Ayxrion]

sugar cubes
my pockets full of them.
Nah, seriously
i would probably carry a gun
a knife for backstabbing HUEUUA
and a pen

[Woolys]

A zip gun, camera, and some lemonaid juice, uv flashlight.

I'm not explaining what the lemonade juice is for, unless you want an indepth essay about why pi's need lemon juice.