Teachers always have computers, right?
Well, assuming I'm talking to other "men" here, I've come up with a few steps to getting a computer and having a little fun while you're at it:
1.Go on the internet and learn super seducing skills.
2.Find hottest teacher at your school.
3.After school, use your uber skills to get her horny.
4.Ask to borrow the computer. now by this point she should be trying to get you to have love with her.
5.secksy time <3
6.When she climaxs, she will be very nice and should give you the coomputer
7.???
8.Profit.