M.C. Stocking writes rap

[The Corporation]

Rap me.
I dare you.

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

Bitch u aint nuthin
You rap like a muffin
Ill kick yo ass down you gonna be crutchin
Trogtors in the hood all the hoes be fallin
His rymes so hard, you gonna be callin
Get yo ass out of here, all white and canadee
Yo rymes worst than the slim shady
You cant outrap a brother from da hood
Knock yo ass back to 8 mile.. Where you should

Keep yo ass ananomous, nobody knows you
Hard to differ yo face to a pile o poo

[Daedalus]

stocking got the brothers linin up for days
bitch so cool she even gets the gays
when she pulls up in your thread, stuff you better worry
she'll start a stuffstorm about girls in a mad ass hurry
all her parties are delirious crazy
all the booze be making everyone hazy B)
all you haters out there, start stuffting yo pants
because this hambeast is gonna make you need some transplants

In my mind I envision Outkast or MC Hammer rapping this.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Bitch u aint nuthin
You rap like a muffin
Ill kick yo ass down you gonna be crutchin
Trogtors in the hood all the hoes be fallin
His rymes so hard, you gonna be callin
Get yo ass out of here, all white and canadee
Yo rymes worst than the slim shady
You cant outrap a brother from da hood
Knock yo ass back to 8 mile.. Where you should

Keep yo ass ananomous, nobody knows you
Hard to differ yo face to a pile o poo

[SpreadsPlague]

Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb.
Run on and on and on.
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh.

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Come on
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entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, show her what you know man,
Give her what she need man right side her face man
entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man
entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man

[mazeribot]

No, stocking's not a girl, he's got a boner
Everyone believing him, has to be a stoner
and even they forget him because he's tight
he wouldn't even come up with a good fight.
stockings likes having men all over him
though, none of them can compare
to what his dad did, "you're so thin."
"That was the only downside, so there!"
is stocking's motto
even though
he always wanted to be banged by the "hot rod"

word.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Mental images processing.

[Thar]

Eh yo all dem cigarettes in here spewing stuff

Well step aside bitches cause thar's in the club
forgetin all da bitches man my homies show me love
Don't give a forget about stocking the whore is gay
She wakes in a ditch to suck richard another day
That's right mothaforgetas she's yo hoe fo hire
Hurry up snag her now before she expires

Yo bitches, let's get some stuff goin down up in here!

[Anti-Block]

you so gangster with your sandals and socks
and those little gloves that make your fingers look like roosters
a glass of tang and some pogs in yo' pocket
you got 13 fuses in an electrical socket
a farmers tan on the palms of your hands
your darker than fanta dipped in chocolate from'mage
don't act all surly 'cus you ain't got any swags
your khaki shorts are made out of paper bags.


yeeeee.

[Tetris]

waka waka fressshhh

[The Corporation]

Yo, Uh. Word. Adjective. Pronoun. Adverb.
Run on and on and on.
Where my gerunds at?
Parenthetical, uh.

stuff motherforgeter ass tits cunt rooster motherforgeter stuff ass tits motherforgeter stuff
Come on
Fickity-forget fickity-forget fickity-forget fickity-forget forget forget forget forget forget forget forget forget forget



entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, show her what you know man,
Give her what she need man right side her face man
entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man
entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man, entrepreneur  slap dat hoe man

I'm laughing more than I should be right now.

[Fredulus]

do me do me

[Solid]

this is actually pretty good

[SonicTH]

Do one with me and you will be the best person in the world. you are a really good rapper. i RESPECT YOU.

[Cancel]

do me do me

slut.