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| Pepsidude:
I love how "Melon" gets Trip pissed every time. |
| steve5451:
I'll try that :D EDIT: Forgot melons until it was too late. :C On the bright side, this was the fastest I've ever gotten kicked out! :D --- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jan 07 17 42 22 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! ADAM Shut the forget up guys GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- -- (interrupted) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! ADAM Yes I am, BITCH GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! ADAM Sup TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) ADAM Not long enough TRIP Uh... TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, I'll -- I'll go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM You said there would be whores TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM Only whore I see is Grace TRIP (unintelligable arguing) ADAM loving dumbass, door is open (ADAM closes the front door.) ADAM There GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted) ADAM Hey grace GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! (ADAM kisses grace.) GRACE Oh, yes, let's... (polite kiss on cheek) (ADAM kisses grace.) GRACE Adam, you're so sweet. ADAM Oh baby (ADAM kisses grace.) GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... (ADAM kisses grace.) TRIP Oh, Adam, take a look at this photo I just put -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. PHONE ** RING ** PHONE ** RING ** ADAM It's been long wince we've forgeted GRACE What? Oh, God, can we just -- let's just -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) PHONE ** RING ** ADAM Baby (ADAM comforts grace.) TRIP uh... uh, heh heh... GRACE (nervous coughing) ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** (ADAM hugs grace.) ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! TRIP wow, that was, um... -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** ADAM MmmMMmmMM ANSWERING MACHINE Grace, this is your father, I thought I'd call to see how my lovely daughter is doing. (ADAM kisses grace.) ANSWERING MACHINE I want you and Trip to come up to the house this weekend, your mother and I are throwing a party for a senior VP at the firm, and you should be there. TRIP Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you should leave. ADAM MELONS ANSWERING MACHINE Oh, and be sure to arrive early, I want to talk to you about this business about why you won't be attending your mother's Christmas Eve gala. (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you should just go. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM YOU CAN'T STOP ME ANSWERING MACHINE (clear throat) So, that's all. Uh, goodbye. ADAM I forgetED YOUR WIFE ADAM BITCH --- End quote --- EDIT2: ATTEMPT 2! --- Quote --- FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jan 07 17 50 33 2012 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! SAM I need shot glasses... TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look! SAM sigh GRACE You're going to drive me crazy! (SAM knocks on the front door.) (SAM knocks on the front door.) SAM Well, uh, here we go TRIP Uhp, she's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, she's supposed to be here now! SAM stuff NEVERMIND GRACE God... Trip! SAM GOTTA GO (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Sam!! SAM stuff (SAM hugs trip.) TRIP Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted) SAM Uhg, sup TRIP Yeah, hi! TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP Well come on in! SAM Got any alcohol? TRIP Uh, it'll be just a sec while I go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) SAM Whores? SWEET. TRIP (unintelligable arguing) SAM Dumbass SAM You left the door open TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (SAM knocks on the front door.) (SAM closes the front door.) SAM there GRACE Sam, SAM Hmm what's this GRACE Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! SAM Oh...hi GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE And I have to say, you look great. SAM THIS is your whore? TRIP Okay, Sam, you know what? I think you should leave. SAM I don't want to fu- THE forget? (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. (Trip closes the front door.) SAM stuff I HATE YOU SAM GO DIE IN A HOLE --- End quote --- :3 |
| MegaScientifical:
I tried to mod it to use PNGs, but it simply doesn't know how to use them, so we're stuck with the choppy .BMPs unless someone knows how to mod Java. I'm going to back up the Textures folder and replace all the textures, even if I'm stuck with .BMPs. |
| steve5451:
Sounds like fun. I'll put a mustache on him if I can :3 |
| MegaScientifical:
Oh God, how did I forget BMP literally has ZERO transparency support? Something wasn't clicking in my head, they must have some complex system for removing white around images... This might get ugly. Also, I don't see lips in this texture folder, might be in another or formed with vectors. |
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