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| otto-san:
It was a good run! --- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sat Jan 07 21 44 07 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? TRIP What, Grace... this? MATT Hello? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uhp, he's here! (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) GRACE Trip...! (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (MATT knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Matt!! TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) MATT Hi! TRIP Yeah, hi! (MATT hugs trip.) TRIP Wow, it's so great to see you after so long. TRIP Come on in! GRACE No, no, here we are! MATT hi! GRACE Matt, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted) (MATT hugs grace.) GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) GRACE And, I've got to say, you look really good! GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at -- (interrupted) MATT Thank! GRACE Oh, ha ha ha! TRIP Heh heh, Matt, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound) TRIP Hey, I just realized something. GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a -- (interrupted) MATT Yes? TRIP Uh -- well, tonight is special! MATT oh sorry TRIP Yeah! TRIP So, yeah, I just realized! TRIP Matt, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Remember that? MATT Yeah. TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. MATT Are you sure? :l TRIP Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight. (MATT picks up the phone.) GRACE Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along... (MATT puts down the phone.) TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks. TRIP Ah, you'll be the first to sample from my new set of imported drinking glasses. MATT Sounds neat. TRIP What would you like? TRIP How about a martini? TRIP Beautiful! MATT Sure. GRACE No no, GRACE Matt, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy. MATT Yeah, let's not. TRIP N - no, no, merlot will be fine, that's fine... TRIP Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you -- (interrupted) MATT Alright. TRIP Uh, yeah, I -- I was just going to ask Grace what she wants. MATT k GRACE I'm not in the mood to drink tonight. -- (interrupted) GRACE Nothing TRIP Well, I, uh -- I know what you want, Grace. TRIP (little sigh) TRIP Ah, Matt, you probably didn't come here to hear this, heh... GRACE What? MATT Well, hello, Grace! GRACE Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted) GRACE What...? GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! TRIP Here you go. (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE Oh! ha ha ha, you're hugging me! TRIP Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. GRACE (clears throat) (MATT picks up a player's drink.) GRACE So, about my decorating... (MATT sips his player's drink.) GRACE At work I waste all day designing ads for stylish objects, like this couch, (MATT sips his player's drink.) (MATT sips his player's drink.) (MATT sips his player's drink.) GRACE and then it makes me think, I want to design it into my apartment... (MATT sips his player's drink.) (MATT sips his player's drink.) TRIP This is a really exclusive couch, very few people own this couch... (MATT sips his player's drink.) (MATT sips his player's drink.) (MATT puts down a player's drink.) (MATT picks up a player's drink.) GRACE but, dammit, it's wrong, it's all wrong, I should have chosen a modest, simple love seat! TRIP A little love seat... what? (MATT puts down a player's drink.) GRACE (frustrated sigh) MATT There's only two of you. TRIP Grace, everything's fine! No one is complaining about your decorating -- GRACE No, decorating is just -- GRACE (frustrated sigh) GRACE There must be some way I could -- MATT Don't argue! GRACE You... GRACE You think I'm... GRACE not... angry... TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... MATT I don't get it. TRIP Huh... well, yeah, hold on, um... (clears throat) -- (interrupted) GRACE I don't know what to think. I don't know. TRIP You're good at decorating, trust yourself. TRIP Oh, Matt, -- (interrupted) MATT Yeah. GRACE Oh yes, yes, go look at Trip's Italy photo... (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) TRIP Matt, -- (interrupted) GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. -- (interrupted) (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE Matt, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to Italy so you could take that inane picture? (MATT gets up from the couch.) (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE Oh, Matt, TRIP Wow Grace you sure are getting your share of affection tonight! (MATT comforts trip.) TRIP Oh, heh, you're hugging me... GRACE That's kind of you, I'm sure Trip's happy to get that. TRIP (clears throat) -- (interrupted) MATT Jesus Christ. GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! GRACE Ahh, no, I'm the one going insane! (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE Thaw me out... GRACE Trip, you think you're -- (interrupted) GRACE No, please stop taking sides, it's just going to make it worse! TRIP (little impatient sigh) Matt, can you believe this? TRIP (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted) MATT Should I be Switzerland or... TRIP Huh? What, what -- what was that? GRACE Everyone tries to explain everything... GRACE Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling! -- (interrupted) MATT Switzerland. GRACE Uhh, can you -- can you just... GRACE Okay, you know what, Matt, GRACE I need to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Matt, yes or no... GRACE Do you think it's _wrong_ for one person in a marriage to listen _too much_ to the other? TRIP What? GRACE To trust your husband or wife too much, to rely on them too much? Is that wrong? GRACE Yes or no. MATT Find a happy medium. TRIP What...?! TRIP Oh, okay... sure... TRIP Uhh, I keep trying to help you Grace, but you reject me, you cut me off, you cut me out of your life, goddammit! GRACE Oh, don't even...! GRACE Uhh! Yeah, good, go away! GRACE I can't take you anymore! GRACE Oh, God!! GRACE uhh! (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE No, wait, please... TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? GRACE What do you care? MATT No. GRACE Matt, I -- I'm sorry... this is a disaster... GRACE uhh... TRIP What the... goddammit! TRIP Matt, (annoyed sigh) Grace is sometimes so... GRACE Oh, we're talking about me, are we? TRIP What? TRIP Matt, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied. -- (interrupted) MATT Can we talk about soething else. TRIP Aha! GRACE Matt, you're saying I'm... not communicative? No, that's just wrong, I'm the one here who is able to actually say things... MATT I'm saying we need to stop... TRIP Ah! GRACE Where did that come from? You're making no sense! GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. MATT alksnf;lajhb GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... MATT ;oiJHALIGJ:LKASJG TRIP You think I'm not good enough...! MATT Bloody HECK GRACE I never said that! -- (interrupted) TRIP No? TRIP Yeah, I -- I have good taste...! I know about... mmm... wines... and stuff! GRACE Ugh. MATT Come on, now... GRACE Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! MATT I think you both are great. TRIP What...? -- (interrupted) GRACE No, please stop taking sides, it's just going to make it worse! MATT I said both of you, lol GRACE Let's keep our focus on Trip. (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE Matt, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage -- TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't need to -- (MATT gets up from the couch.) GRACE Admits that our marriage is not -- TRIP Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh) MATT You're both pretty great. TRIP Jesus, Matt, we've heard enough praise! (MATT sits on the couch.) (MATT picks up a player's drink.) MATT fine i guess :( (MATT puts down a player's drink.) TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... TRIP Matt, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good in front of the guests! MATT Marriage counseling. GRACE Th -- uhh... therapy? uhh... you think we need therapy? MATT Yes. TRIP Yes? TRIP Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us... GRACE Matt, (frustrated sigh) TRIP Let's talk some more about us both. GRACE You know, I... uhh... I really don't have anyone to talk to... TRIP Grace...! GRACE Heh, my so-called 'friends', they're just jealous of us, if you can believe that... TRIP Matt, we... uhh... MATT Therapy, try it. GRACE No, let's switch to talking about Trip. MATT no TRIP It's so annoying... you know lately I've been really trying to spend more time together... TRIP Matt, she makes it so difficult... MATT Marriage couseling, again. TRIP Marriage, well... heh... you know, it's sad, or maybe funny, I... uhh... I always thought marriage would be easy! GRACE What? TRIP Yeah, I always thought marriage was supposed be this great thing that you'd just be happy and... and... TRIP and... well, happy... or at least just easier than this! TRIP No, look, it's now painfully obvious to me I didn't know jack about what marriage was really like... MATT It's not supposed to be a cake walk GRACE Uhh, Trip... GRACE Let's keep our focus on Trip. GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. TRIP Uhh... Matt, uhh... (MATT gets up from the couch.) TRIP That's bullstuff. GRACE Uhh... MATT dysfunctional relationships TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. GRACE What makes me the most angry, Trip, is what you took away from me. (MATT uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages TRIP What? GRACE I wasted ten years in this marriage, making advertisements, and redecorating our apartment! (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) TRIP Uhh! Matt, uhh... (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (MATT points to the wedding gown sketch.) TRIP Okay, that's it, no more of this bullstuff!! TRIP Matt, I know what you're hinting at... TRIP about us... TRIP about our marriage... TRIP Do you really want the truth? Huh? TRIP Matt, are you ready to hear it? MATT Okay? TRIP No, Matt, just, yes or no, do you want the truth? (MATT sits on the couch.) MATT Sure? (MATT gets up from the couch.) TRIP Grace, huh? GRACE Yes...! TRIP Matt, see I've actually been paying close attention to what you've been saying. TRIP You've been pushing me tonight. TRIP And I wonder, are you really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Matt, I ask you this -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP praising me... TRIP saying that Grace is not communicative... TRIP but especially what you said about giving advice to your wife... TRIP and you don't even say 'yes' when I ask you if you want the truth... TRIP that all that is supposed to help us realize something about us? TRIP Is all of that arguing intended to mean something, or... TRIP Is it? Just give me a yes or no. MATT I told you to STOP TRIP No, Matt, I just want a yes or no. TRIP No? Huh, well, I thought it did add up to something, actually. MATT Quibbles don't solve anything. TRIP Grace... (MATT picks up the advice ball.) TRIP uhh... (The advice ball reads, "Never") TRIP I forced you to marry me, didn't I. TRIP When I proposed to you, in front of your parents, on Christmas Eve, and... (MATT shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Yes") (MATT puts down the advice ball.) TRIP I knew you wouldn't be capable of saying no. (MATT picks up the phone.) (MATT puts down the phone.) GRACE You manipulated me. GRACE And I never did anything about it. TRIP Yes. GRACE And here we are. TRIP uhh... GRACE uhh... GRACE Oh my God...! GRACE Matt, I -- TRIP Matt, I -- GRACE What?! TRIP What?! GRACE This changes everything... TRIP Yes, it does change everything. TRIP I think it's over. GRACE Trip, what -- TRIP No!! TRIP It's over, Grace, don't you see that? GRACE Wha... You just told me -- TRIP I just told you something about us I should have said a long time ago: MATT If you don't like each other... TRIP I manipulated you into marrying me... TRIP And no, Matt, please... (MATT sits on the couch.) GRACE Trip, no, I... you... TRIP No, Grace, this isn't about you, or me, it's about us... (MATT picks up a player's drink.) TRIP Our marriage. I see that now. (MATT puts down a player's drink.) (MATT picks up a player's drink.) (MATT puts down a player's drink.) GRACE Me...? Our -- our marriage...? Hey, no, wait! (MATT gets up from the couch.) TRIP Matt, I'm sorry. Thank you, though, you really helped us. GRACE Trip! MATT Okay. (Trip opens the front door.) (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE Trip!! (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE Oh my God... (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE I should have told him that I... (MATT comforts grace.) GRACE I could have told him that... (MATT comforts grace.) --- End quote --- |
| stuntman021:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc this will forever be the best facade video |
| steve5451:
Hmm |
| cooldawson3:
So close to making them happy, then I sayed No to Grace, but Trip thought I said no to him and BAM, he goes "it's over" and i was like ;-; |
| Man 2:
Trip: Uhm... heh heh... uhm... uh... eh... Erm... wha... I... uhm... Heh heh... Trip's a terrible talker. |
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