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Otto, make them 1pt so they don't massive pagestretch. --- Quote --- FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jan 08 15 35 21 2012 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? ADAM Somewhere TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! ADAM forgetig work TRIP Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here! ADAM Holy forget GRACE What -- Trip, don't give me that look! ADAM OPEN THE loving DOOR! GRACE You're going to drive me crazy! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! ADAM OPEN IT TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE Trip...! ADAM E (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) ADAM Melon GRACE No, no, here we are! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM closes the front door.) GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! TRIP Yeah, it has been a long time. ADAM Your chest grew GRACE (clears throat) Well, Adam, ha ha, that's kind of a bold way to say hello... uh... GRACE Well, come in, make yourself at home... ADAM No, a bold way of saying hello is GRACE Uh... ADAM Juice TRIP Oh, yeah, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests. -- (interrupted) ADAM No alcohol you failure TRIP Wha... uh... GRACE Oh, Trip, he's just teasing you... It's good, we all need that once in a while. -- (interrupted) ADAM You're a failure TRIP Adam, what's the deal? GRACE Right... So anyway... -- (interrupted) ADAM You're such a failure TRIP (little sigh) (clears throat) GRACE Right... So anyway... ADAM NOW KISS ME (ADAM kisses trip.) TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE uuh... TRIP (nervous coughing) GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha... TRIP heh, ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha!! ADAM Hey sweet cheeks TRIP Ha ha ha, Adam, -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses grace.) ADAM Hell yes (ADAM picks up a trinket 8.) GRACE should we... TRIP I don't... (ADAM puts down a trinket 8.) TRIP You're being... GRACE He just... TRIP isn't... GRACE that shouldn't... TRIP You said... TRIP Let's get the um... the um... ADAM Trip is cheating on you TRIP We've got to remind the, uh... GRACE Right... TRIP the coffee guy... GRACE get all those invitations taken care of... (ADAM comforts trip.) TRIP Oh good idea, yeah, yeah... TRIP (long release sigh) (ADAM comforts grace.) TRIP yeah... TRIP Oh, Adam, you've -- (interrupted) PHONE ** RING ** GRACE Oh, I'll get it -- TRIP No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it. PHONE ** RING ** ADAM Trip, you've been cheating on Grac GRACE Trip, -- (interrupted) TRIP H -- hold on... PHONE ** RING ** TRIP You think... TRIP I'm cheating on Grace... ADAM Yes PHONE ** RING ** ADAM You are TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... ANSWERING MACHINE ** click ** ANSWERING MACHINE You've reached the fabulous new home of Grace and Trip. Leave us a message! GRACE Ha ha, yeah... ADAM You have been seeing another ANSWERING MACHINE ** beep ** TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted) ANSWERING MACHINE Travis, are you there, it's your mother, I haven't heard from you and Grace in a while, TRIP What? Wait, wait, let's just wait for the answering machine... ADAM I witnessed it ANSWERING MACHINE I'm just calling to find out if you've settled in to your new apartment, that's all... TRIP Well, uh, h -- hold on, hold on... (clears throat) GRACE Anyhow, Trip's parents... They're sweet people, really down to earth -- ANSWERING MACHINE Give me a call if you're not travelling, I know you're travelling a lot these days. TRIP Uhh, no, they're ignorant, they wouldn't know what a cumberbund from a cucumber. ANSWERING MACHINE Okay, that's all, bye Travis. GRACE (frustrated sigh) ADAM Trip has been cheating GRACE Okay, well, I was worried there for a bit you were on Trip's side tonight, ha ha. (ADAM hugs grace.) GRACE hmmm Adam, seeing you brings back wonderful memories, really... -- (interrupted) ADAM Trip is a carrot TRIP Oh, well, uh, we've, uh... we've missed you. TRIP Huh, I just realized something. -- (interrupted) ADAM carrot TRIP Uh -- well, hmm, tonight is special... ADAM carrot TRIP Uh, well, r - remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM carrot TRIP Uh, well, r - remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM carrot TRIP uh... TRIP So, yeah, I just realized... ADAM carrot carrot carrot TRIP Adam, -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh, well, r - remember how you introduced us almost exactly ten years ago tonight? ADAM carrotmatron TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration. GRACE (big sigh) ADAM Grace has been cheating GRACE Adam, -- (interrupted) GRACE Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend. ADAM Grace has been cheating TRIP Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful... -- (interrupted) GRACE (happy but tense sigh) GRACE Adam, GRACE you and I are getting along so well tonight... ADAM Yes, we kissed GRACE Stay there for -- (interrupted) GRACE Adam, you know I love it when you flirt with me. ADAM I love you too TRIP Whoa whoa, I believe that's the second time tonight you've flirted with Grace. GRACE Trip Trip Trip, he's just playing around. -- (interrupted) ADAM Totally GRACE Ugh, I'm getting so tired of looking at this god awful bar. GRACE Maybe if I replaced it with... um... TRIP Do you... do you remember, Grace... GRACE What. TRIP How I proposed to you. GRACE Oh, God, Trip -- TRIP Here, Adam, I'll show you. TRIP It was at Grace's parents' house, Christmas, senior year of college -- ADAM No GRACE Trip, what are you doing?! TRIP I got on one knee, in front of everybody, and -- ADAM Stop GRACE Stop it, Trip! TRIP I pulled out a diamond ring -- ADAM Don't GRACE Trip! ADAM stop TRIP And I said, Grace, will you marry me? ADAM Trip, stop TRIP Heh, is -- is that romantic or what?! ADAM No GRACE Thank you! TRIP What? I -- GRACE See, Trip, not everyone thinks being proposed to like that is so romantic. GRACE I don't know where you get your ideas. TRIP Adam, TRIP Grace, come on, what could be more romantic than that? GRACE Adam, I'm -- (interrupted) ADAM love TRIP So... drinks... GRACE Trip thinks he's at his classiest when he's on the serving end of a swizzle stick. TRIP Why don't I make us one of my new drink inventions, TRIP I call it Grace's Inner Soul. TRIP It's a mixture of chardonnay, bitters and lots of ice. GRACE It's a secret -- Trip doesn't even like the taste of alcohol. -- (interrupted) ADAM That's mean TRIP No? GRACE Trip, Trip, our friend isn't as excited by your suggestion as you are. GRACE Adam, I think you'd prefer something simple and light, like a nice glass of chardonnay, yes? TRIP (exhale very tense) ADAM Uh... Yes GRACE Okay, Trip, that's what he wants! TRIP No, this is not the way to celebrate our get-together... GRACE How about this, you open up one of those big three gallon jugs of red wine, like your dad did that first time we had dinner at your parents' house! TRIP What? GRACE Yeah your parents would never drink these shi-shi roostertails you try to impress people with, GRACE your parents drink the real thing, you know, those huge gallon jugs of -- TRIP Are you trying to embarrass me? GRACE What -- no, I thought it was fun, I really liked that about your parents -- TRIP Bullstuff! TRIP Ahh, this is bullstuff! GRACE Ahh, no, you're full of stuff! ADAM No cursing GRACE I'm trying to embarrass you... GRACE You seem -- (interrupted) GRACE What? I -- what are you saying to me? TRIP (little impatient sigh) -- (interrupted) ADAM You're wonderful GRACE No, please don't take sides, it's going to do more harm than good! TRIP Goddamn... kissing... TRIP You like it when other people reach out to you, but you reject me! GRACE Oh, my God...! TRIP Always other people, other things, never me. GRACE Alright, you know what, Adam, ADAM You are magic GRACE I'm going to ask you something. TRIP Grace -- GRACE Trip, let me ask our guest a question. GRACE Adam, yes or no... GRACE If there was a thing about yourself you didn't like, but your husband or wife likes it, is it still okay to hide it? TRIP What? GRACE I mean, if your spouse _likes_ something about you, that you don't like, are you allowed to hide that? GRACE Yes or no. -- (interrupted) ADAM Yes GRACE What...?! ADAM No GRACE Oh, okay... fine... ADAM nop GRACE Trip, I can't take this denial anymore... You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake! I hate it! TRIP Oh, god...! TRIP Uhh! Yeah, go on, get away from me! TRIP I can't frigging take this! TRIP What the... goddammit! (ADAM comforts grace.) TRIP Hey, hey -- hey, no, I -- I don't... GRACE What, Trip? Are you trying to talk to me? TRIP No! TRIP Adam, this is not normal, this has never happened. -- (interrupted) (ADAM comforts grace.) GRACE Adam, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so... TRIP Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Adam, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage -- -- (interrupted) TRIP Grace, don't, no, you don't -- (interrupted) TRIP Adam, where are you going? Don't hide in the kitchen, we need you out here! (ADAM sits on the couch.) GRACE No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship. GRACE Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...! TRIP What, I'm not allowed to be angry? GRACE You tell me what to do, you don't listen. TRIP Adam, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her! ADAM Grace is right TRIP Let's keep the focus on us, not just one person. GRACE You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'! TRIP What...? GRACE Trip, it is such an act! ADAM romance is bad GRACE No? TRIP Thank you, you disagree, that helps us! See, Grace, you twist it into something bad! It's so typical! GRACE (frustrated sigh) ADAM I said it's bad TRIP You know, I can't say Grace never acts loving towards me... TRIP Adam, She's all over me at our goddamn parties, trying to look good -- (interrupted) ADAM Grace is loving TRIP Yes? TRIP Ah, thank you, just saying that helps us... TRIP See, -- (interrupted) ADAM Shut up Trip TRIP Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you should leave. ADAM NO ADAM sshole TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? ADAM You're such a failure (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) (ADAM points to the elevator button.) --- End quote --- |
| Khorde:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQB223IwYU&feature=channel_video_title better than all other videos about this game |
| TeslaCoil:
--- Quote from: Khorde on January 08, 2012, 03:43:52 PM ---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvQB223IwYU&feature=channel_video_title better than all other videos about this game --- End quote --- WRONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc This is better |
| Vegetarian Zombie:
Genghis Khan, Marriage Counselor |
| Zuero:
--- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jan 08 15 08 33 2012 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? ADAM OH GOD WHERE AM I TRIP What, Grace... this? GRACE Yes, you know how I feel about it -- TRIP I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?! ADAM WUT DA FUK GRACE You know I've had to ask you about this several -- TRIP Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute! (ADAM knocks on the front door.) (ADAM knocks on the front door.) ADAM LET ME IN BISH TRIP Uhp, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's supposed to be here now! GRACE God... Trip! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Adam!! ADAM I LOVE YOU TRIP I AM GAY TRIP Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted) (ADAM kisses trip.) TRIP Oh... you're doing the European-style greeting... we just got back from a trip to Italy, but the men only did that with women... generally... but, um... -- (interrupted) ADAM no i'm gay TRIP Oh, um... TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... (ADAM picks up the advice ball.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (The advice ball reads, "No") (ADAM shakes the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows") (ADAM shakes the advice ball.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (The advice ball reads, "Yes") (ADAM puts down the advice ball.) (ADAM picks up the red wine bottle.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (ADAM puts down the red wine bottle.) (ADAM picks up a martini glass 2.) (ADAM puts down a martini glass 2.) (ADAM picks up the red wine bottle.) (ADAM puts down the red wine bottle.) (ADAM picks up the red wine bottle.) GRACE Adam, GRACE Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever! (ADAM puts down the red wine bottle.) TRIP Yeah, how -- how are you doing? GRACE Uh, I just asked him that... ADAM GRRRREAT GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... ADAM i'm mentally challenged TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door. TRIP I'm gonna fix us some drinks. (Trip closes the front door.) TRIP Oh and I've got these fancy new roostertail shakers I'm itching to try out. TRIP What would you like? TRIP How does a martini sound? ADAM NOTHING TRIP No...? GRACE Trip maybe our friend isn't as excited by your suggestion as you are. ADAM NOT THIRSTY GRACE Adam, maybe you'd like just a simple glass of white wine? ADAM I'M NOT THIRSTY TRIP You know what why I don't I just open a bottle of merlot and make it easy. GRACE Yes, sometimes a simple glass of wine is better than those fancy drinks you always insist on making. TRIP What do you say Grace, I know it's not your favorite, but help us finish the bottle? (ADAM picks up a martini glass 2.) (ADAM puts down a martini glass 2.) GRACE Um, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please. (ADAM picks up a martini glass 1.) TRIP Oh, Chardonnay! Sure thing. (ADAM puts down a martini glass 1.) (ADAM picks up a martini glass 3.) TRIP Heh heh, Adam, seeing you brings back good memories, you know? (ADAM puts down a martini glass 3.) GRACE Yes, it does. H-mmm (happy smile sound) (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) TRIP Alright Grace, your drink is ready. GRACE Thanks. (ADAM puts down a Grace's drink.) TRIP Whoa I just realized something! (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) (ADAM sips his Grace's drink.) GRACE What... TRIP We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night! (ADAM puts down a Grace's drink.) GRACE It is? TRIP Adam, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... ADAM YEAH I GUESS TRIP Here you go. (ADAM picks up a player's drink.) TRIP Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration. (ADAM sips his player's drink.) TRIP Oh, Adam, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago... GRACE (little sigh) ADAM I HATE ITALIANS TRIP N -- no, no, come look at this Italy photo! ADAM I HATE OTHER COUNTRIES TRIP N -- no, no, come take a look! GRACE Adam, come over here and sit on the couch with me. ADAM LOOKS UGLY TRIP (ADAM sits on the couch.) TRIP uh... uh, heh heh... GRACE uh... TRIP you, uh... TRIP that's, um... GRACE uuh... TRIP ha ha, heh... (ADAM puts down a player's drink.) GRACE ha ha ha ha ha, heh... TRIP ha ha ha! (ADAM picks up a player's drink.) ADAM hahahahahaha GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Adam, ADAM HHAHAHAHAHAHA GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, you had me going there for a sec... TRIP heh, ha ha... ADAM im not kidding TRIP Never afraid to push your luck, heh heh... (ADAM gets up from the couch.) TRIP mess with us ... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? (ADAM puts down a player's drink.) TRIP ha ha... ADAM YOUR MOM TRIP (big sigh) ADAM HAHAHAAHHAHAH TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh? ADAM YOUR UGLY PICTURE TRIP uh... uh... TRIP Could you... ADAM IM KIDDING GRACE He is... TRIP you... TRIP What did you... GRACE I -- I'm not... GRACE He's... GRACE Let's get the um... the um... (ADAM picks up the phone.) (ADAM puts down the phone.) (ADAM uses the answering machine.) ANSWERING MACHINE No new messages (ADAM picks up the phone.) GRACE We've got to take an -- a, a look at the... um... (ADAM puts down the phone.) (ADAM picks up the phone.) TRIP Right, yeah... GRACE that air pressure thing under the sink, heh... (ADAM puts down the phone.) (ADAM picks up the phone.) (ADAM puts down the phone.) TRIP we need to uh, drain it out, I think... GRACE Ah, yes, right! Yeah... (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) (ADAM points to the wedding gown sketch 4.) GRACE (long release sigh) GRACE yeah... GRACE You know, ever since we got married, I can't help it, I'm forever buying new furniture and redecorating, (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE I -- I really enjoy it -- TRIP Yeah, it's in your blood, you grew up with this stuff. (ADAM picks up a Grace's drink.) (ADAM kisses grace.) ADAM i luv u TRIP You know what, Adam, that's it, you need to leave. ADAM BISH (Trip opens the front door.) ADAM WTF TRIP We'll be fine -- you just have to go. (Trip closes the front door.) ADAM NOOOOO ADAM IM HOMELESS --- End quote --- |
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