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| Conan:
--- Quote from: MegaScientifical on January 08, 2012, 09:13:47 PM ---Java code and stuff. I'm curious if the best Minecraft Modders might be able to go in there and update the thing. I for one want so I don't have to restart every time I play it, especially since it disables Aero whenever it turns on. --- End quote --- I unerstand it's java but holy stuff think about how much you can learn about psychology/AI using this as an example inb4glados/portal |
| MegaScientifical:
--- Quote ---FACADE STAGEPLAY Sun Jan 08 21 57 39 2012 TRIP Where are the new wine glasses? GRACE What for? TRIP That should be obvious! GRACE Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! -- (interrupted) (Heather knocks on the front door.) (Heather knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, she's here! GRACE What?! You said she's coming an hour from now! TRIP No, she's right on time! GRACE Trip...! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Heather!! TRIP Hey! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted) HEATHER You're depressed (Trip closes the front door.) GRACE No, no, here we are! HEATHER hi GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) (HEATHER kisses grace.) GRACE Oh, yes, mm-wah! (kiss on cheek) -- (interrupted) (HEATHER hugs grace.) GRACE You're so sweet. GRACE Well, come on in, make yourself at home! HEATHER Trip is depressed GRACE Uh... (clears throat) um... GRACE So, Heather, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha. HEATHER The decore is ugly TRIP Well wait a minute! I don't think you've taken a close look yet. Let it soak in a little! GRACE So, about my decorating... GRACE (little sigh) You know, when I saw this armoire on the show floor, I thought it had such a clean, simple look to it... TRIP It's a nice choice. GRACE but looking at it here in the apartment, it just looks like... GRACE (little sigh) a monstrosity! TRIP uhh... -- (interrupted) HEATHER Yes GRACE Ah, yes, I've been waiting for someone to say that! TRIP What are you talking about? GRACE Trip, she is just being honest about my decorating, which I appreciate. TRIP (frustrated sigh) But I still think this -- (interrupted) (HEATHER hugs grace.) GRACE Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha... TRIP Heather, I think you're trying to get on Grace's good side tonight. HEATHER Yes GRACE Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all, ha ha. HEATHER Yes GRACE Heather, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. GRACE H-mmm (happy smile sound) TRIP Ye -- yeah... HEATHER The abortion clinic was great TRIP Uh, y -- uh, yeah, heh, tonight is special... TRIP Heather, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college. GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Do you remember that? HEATHER No TRIP Uh, well, all I can say is, tonight means a lot to me, and Grace. TRIP (frustrated sigh) (Trip shakes the advice ball.) TRIP Why not? TRIP Heh! GRACE (little sigh) GRACE (big sigh) -- (interrupted) HEATHER Juice TRIP Oh, yeah, uh, I'm gonna fix us some drinks in a sec! TRIP And you'll be happy to know I just fully loaded the bar with the highest-quality spirits money can buy. -- (interrupted) HEATHER Juice TRIP Yeah, hang on, ooh, I'm going to make you one of my fabulous drinks in just a minute, heh! -- (interrupted) HEATHER Juice GRACE Okay, okay, this is getting really tiresome...! GRACE You know what, I'll be right back. TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No you two keep talking about the bar and drinks and the amazing view and everything... TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. HEATHER Grace (HEATHER comforts grace.) (HEATHER hugs grace.) TRIP (frustrated sigh) (HEATHER comforts grace.) TRIP Um, Grace, uh, my love, could you, uh -- -- (interrupted) HEATHER Heather hungry GRACE What? Oh... HEATHER Food GRACE Uhh, God, this is too much at once, I just want to go back to the living room, okay? GRACE Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine. TRIP Yeah, yeah, everything's fine! HEATHER You're depressed TRIP Um, uh, wait... TRIP You think I'm... TRIP depressed... HEATHER Yes TRIP Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha... HEATHER No GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha ha, heh, never afraid to say anything that pops into your mind, ha heh heh... GRACE Hold on, let me finish. (clears throat) (HEATHER comforts grace.) TRIP So... drinks... -- (interrupted) (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Oh, that's -- (HEATHER comforts grace.) TRIP Oh, that's nice Grace, I think a hug was just what you -- (interrupted) (HEATHER comforts grace.) (HEATHER comforts grace.) TRIP Heather, would you quit it with that already, it's making me ill! -- (interrupted) (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE (little sigh) (clears throat) TRIP So... I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux... HEATHER No TRIP Oh, but this is a very special bottle of wine...! HEATHER No GRACE Trip don't force your fancy wine on her. GRACE Heather, how about something simple, like a nice glass of chardonnay? TRIP Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it! HEATHER No GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity -- HEATHER No GRACE That's not our anniversary wine is it? GRACE That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?! -- (interrupted) (HEATHER kisses grace.) TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP wha... TRIP wha... GRACE um... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha... HEATHER Works every time TRIP ha ha ha! GRACE ha ha ha ha ha!! TRIP Ha ha ha, Heather, GRACE heh heh... TRIP you're, heh, something else... heh... never afraid to... TRIP push our little buttons... TRIP heh heh, you're crazy, you know that? TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP (big sigh) TRIP Anyway... what were we talking about, heh? TRIP Oh, Heather, I thought you might like this photo I just put up from our recent trip to Italy. GRACE Uhh, it's a beautiful picture of the Italian countryside, of course she'll like it! TRIP Grace, I know you don't like it, but our friend might. GRACE (short petulant sigh) HEATHER I don't like it TRIP Heather, -- (interrupted) TRIP What...? Heather, GRACE Trip, that was just a well-intentioned little poke in the ribs between friends, that's all. TRIP Heh, uh, good one, good one. TRIP Heather, Come on, you'll like this, check it out! GRACE Yes, go on, check it out! This is getting interesting! -- (interrupted) HEATHER No TRIP N -- no, no, uh, come take a look! GRACE By the way, anybody, join me on the couch if you like. TRIP Um... uhh, Now, -- (interrupted) GRACE Heather, this is making you uncomfortable. See Trip, was it really worth it to fly us all the way to -- (interrupted) (HEATHER sits on the couch.) HEATHER Yes TRIP Y - yeah, uh -- no, n - no -- I just -- I just wanted us to spend time together! GRACE Trip thinks carting me off to Europe will, how did you put it, thaw me out a little bit? TRIP Uhh, you're driving me insane! TRIP Carting you off to Europe... TRIP Grace, I do one little thing wrong, and you're cold and distant! Just one thing wrong, that's all it takes! HEATHER Europe is boring TRIP Hey, no, it's just going to make this whole thing even worse if you keep criticizing me! -- (interrupted) GRACE (impatient sigh) Heather, I... GRACE (frustrated sigh) TRIP Yeah, Heather, yeah... TRIP I know what you'll -- (interrupted) HEATHER Grace, come back TRIP Huh? What are you saying to me? GRACE Your goddamn drinks.... GRACE Trip, all this stuff you do, you're just trying to make us look like we're some kind of perfect happy couple! Like we're so happy! TRIP Oh, come on...! (HEATHER gets up from the couch.) TRIP Goddamn anniversary wine... (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) TRIP I like my fancy drinks, okay? I like the good things in life, does that make me a bad person? Their just drinks! (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) GRACE Oh, sure, yeah! (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the wedding photo.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) (HEATHER points to the italy picture.) TRIP Alright, you know what, Heather, TRIP I need to ask you something. GRACE Trip -- TRIP Grace, let me ask our guest a question. HEATHER Yes, I'm a virgin TRIP Heather, yes or no... TRIP Isn't the goal in life, and in marriage, to improve your life, to have more than you did before? HEATHER Yep GRACE What...?! GRACE Oh, okay... fine... GRACE Trip, I can't take this denial anymore... You're suppressing yourself, you're so... fake! I hate it! TRIP Oh, god...! HEATHER Trip has been cheating on you TRIP Yeah, go on, get out of my face! TRIP I can't stand frigging looking at you! GRACE Dammit, Trip! (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Heather, we're not normally like this, I don't know what's -- (interrupted) (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE No, wait, please... TRIP What? Are you talking about me in there? GRACE I wasn't talking about you! (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Heather, from what you said before, about hiding things... I think that tells us something about Trip. TRIP Oh, we're talking about me, are we? GRACE What? GRACE Trip, it's your fault -- ten years ago, freshly married and just out of college, GRACE you convinced me to go into advertising, instead of art! TRIP What? GRACE If it weren't for you, I could be a real artist by now. TRIP Uhh... Heather, uhh... HEATHER It's been ten years? Wow. TRIP That's bullstuff. GRACE Uhh... HEATHER WHAT!? TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. TRIP Heather, you think this is all my fault, don't you? GRACE See, you lied to me from the moment we got married, insisted I'd be better off in advertising than art. -- (interrupted) HEATHER Yes GRACE Yes? TRIP Heather, you -- you think I'm lying? TRIP Uhh... HEATHER Yes GRACE Yes? TRIP Uhh... oh... TRIP Uhh, this is too much, I can't take this... HEATHER Neither can I TRIP No, leave me alone for a second, alright? HEATHER okay GRACE Let's talk some more about us, our relationship. TRIP No, Heather, -- (interrupted) (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Oh, Heather, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open... HEATHER Okay, left hand first TRIP Let's keep talking about Grace. TRIP Grace, we don't -- we don't have to do this... things are okay, we can just -- GRACE Heather, I can't stand the pretending anymore... I can't take it! HEATHER Divorce GRACE Ah! TRIP D -- divorce? Heather, you think we should get a divorce? -- (interrupted) HEATHER Yes GRACE Yes? TRIP This is bullstuff...! you're saying it's over, we should just give up...?! HEATHER Yes GRACE Yes? TRIP Uhh, you... uhh... does anyone... uhh -- uhh... TRIP Uhh... oh... HEATHER Divorce TRIP Look, let's switch the focus to Grace. (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE All this -- (interrupted) TRIP Jesus, Heather, quit it with that stuff! HEATHER Divorce TRIP Let's keep our focus on Grace. GRACE Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. TRIP They're vacations! Expensive ones at that! GRACE Of course nobody thinks to ask me what I want. TRIP Oh, now it's all my fault. Just because your parents and I get along, now it's some big conspiracy. GRACE God... TRIP Let's continue focusing on Grace. TRIP Grace, I don't think you really do want us to quit our jobs, lead a simpler lifestyle. GRACE What? Trip, you know what I -- TRIP Oh come on! You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. You can't live any other way. HEATHER Grace is right GRACE Yes? GRACE Heather, oh my god, you can't believe... Ugh! GRACE Uhh... GRACE What is his problem? Tell me please, what is his problem? HEATHER He's mean GRACE No, don't, just leave me alone for a second... uhh... HEATHER Okay TRIP Look, let's talk about us both, not just one of us. GRACE Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine... HEATHER tDivorce HEATHER Divorce TRIP You think I'm not good enough...! GRACE I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this... HEATHER Get a divorce TRIP Look, let's talk about Grace now. (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Trip, you're -- (interrupted) TRIP Jesus, Heather, quit it with that stuff! (HEATHER hugs grace.) TRIP Jesus, Heather, quit it with that stuff! TRIP Okay, I've had enough of this bullstuff!! HEATHER Grace is depressed TRIP Heather, I know what you're trying to hint at... TRIP about me... TRIP Do you two want the truth? Huh? TRIP Heather, do you want to hear it? HEATHER Yes TRIP Grace? GRACE Yes...! TRIP See, Heather, I've been paying attention to what you've been saying tonight. TRIP You've really been pushing me tonight. TRIP It makes me wonder if you're really my friend or not. GRACE Trip! TRIP Heather, come on -- yes or no... TRIP Do you really think that... TRIP criticizing me... TRIP kissing Grace... TRIP suggesting that we get divorced... TRIP but especially what you said about having more in life and marriage... TRIP that I'm supposed to realize something about myself from all that? TRIP Is what you've said tonight supposed to add up somehow, to something? HEATHER Yes TRIP Is it? -- (interrupted) TRIP Okay. TRIP All -- alright... look... (big sigh) TRIP Heather, We're... we're actually fine... everything's fine... HEATHER No GRACE Yeah... TRIP And there's no need to disagree or criticize us anymore... we're fine... TRIP I think it's -- it's okay if you -- if you... n -- need to go... TRIP Look, Heather, we're fine, nothing's changed... we'll see you out. HEATHER Grace TRIP No, no more need to be nice, okay? (HEATHER comforts grace.) (HEATHER comforts grace.) (HEATHER comforts grace.) (HEATHER comforts grace.) GRACE Thank for you coming over, it was... nice. (HEATHER comforts grace.) TRIP Come on, Heather, there's else nothing else to say tonight, heh... (HEATHER comforts grace.) HEATHER Kill each other (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Uh, look, we'll uh... we'll see you later, or, or -- or -- or whatever. HEATHER Are you kicking me out? GRACE Heather, please... HEATHER I want to stay. TRIP Uh, come on, Heather, just go, please... HEATHER I have no place else to go... HEATHER I've been thrown out... TRIP Okay, Heather, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave. TRIP We can put up with a lot, but we have our limits, you know? HEATHER :( (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. HEATHER SADFACE (Trip closes the front door.) (HEATHER points to the elevator button.) (HEATHER points to the elevator button.) (HEATHER points to the elevator button.) --- End quote --- I got an ending where we get really close to a divorce, and they suddenly decide to ask me to leave. I wasn't leaving, so they eventually gave up asking and threw me out... Read what I was saying as this happened. :panda: --- Quote from: Conan on January 08, 2012, 09:45:27 PM ---I unerstand it's java but holy stuff think about how much you can learn about psychology/AI using this as an example inb4glados/portal --- End quote --- It's not nearly as complex. When I talk to one, they think I'm talking to the other. It's annoying. |
| steve5451:
Any interesting glitches I should know about? :o |
| MegaScientifical:
--- Quote from: steve5451 on January 08, 2012, 09:50:02 PM ---Any interesting glitches I should know about? :o --- End quote --- You can actually use the answering machine if you click on it enough. |
| steve5451:
I wonder if there's a way to edit the map of this game. It's probably scripted. |
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