Woman takes a poop on a supermarket floor

[FireFish]

You gotta go when you gotta go.

[Ad Bot]

[T0XIC]

[Mr. Jelly]

Entire thread

[Pepsidude]

I sort of hope this starts a fad and people everywhere stuff in stores worldwide.

[Destroyer]

Oh god what the hell.

[Stocking]

That's pretty gangster.

[VerticalHorizon]

I wish I could stuff that fast.

[ghost_man]

You forgot to use the lollipops as toilet paper.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I sort of hope this starts a fad and people everywhere stuff in stores worldwide.

Odd special interest... but whatever.

[Freeze]

:o

Someone once pooped in a urinal at our school once.
I felt sorry for the janitor. 

[Stocking]

:o

Someone once pooped in a urinal at our school once.
I felt sorry for the janitor. 

Now you might all think we've given up finding out who crapped in the urinal. M'kay? And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime. Think about Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor. Okay? He's the person... who has to clean up... when some trickster... drops a dook in the wrong toilet! Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' 'him in the face! So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay, you might as well have just drropped your pants, and laid a turd right on top of Mr. Venezuela's head!

[Clone v.117]

what just happened....

[Freeze]

Now you might all think we've given up finding out who crapped in the urinal. M'kay? And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime. Think about Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor. Okay? He's the person... who has to clean up... when some trickster... drops a dook in the wrong toilet! Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay, then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' 'him in the face! So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay, you might as well have just drropped your pants, and laid a turd right on top of Mr. Venezuela's head!

It's funny because the next day the same thing happened again, no joke.

[Brickman]

Oh god, diarrhea.
'Sort of makes me think of this WKUK skit

[Pepsidude]

Odd special interest... but whatever.

Not in a special interest way, but in a way so it appears on the news. "Tonight at 9, is defecating in stores a new fad, and what can you do to prevent it. It's still pretty forgeted up though. Dicgusting and Funny.